Can a dick dance?

A while back, Tucker Carlson was spectacularly called out by Jon Stewart (My own personal Jesus, even though he is Jewish…) for being a major league dick. And, as if to prove that he has no shame whatsoever, the tie-wearing conservative squawk box is now a “Dancing With the Stars” contestant. All I have to say is that sometimes, you just have to sit back and soak in the delicious humiliation that life dishes out at someone else’s expense. He looks like even more of a dick with his spray on tan and Staying Alive shirt than I even though possible.