Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Tank Top Tuesday: Dr. FLOTUS Edition

Our incoming FLOTUS is many things: lifelong educator, wonderful former First Second Lady, avid runner and, luckily for us, tank top enthusiast. Yes, I know, we’re not supposed to comment on the First Lady’s appearances. But, uh, how can we not when they drop this picture on us in her official DNC biography video? I believe the only correct descriptor here is, well, smokeshow. Ahem.

One of the other great things electing Joe Biden and Kamala Harris means we’ll once again have a FLOTUS who actually cares about average Americans and also gives a fuck about children being put in cages. Not to mention a FLOTUS who won’t keep filming weird sideways promos and glamour shot readings.

Dr. Jill Biden will also continue teaching English as a professor at Northern Virginia Community College, as she did as Second Lady. Yes, America, we are about to have a First Lady who works a full-time job outside of the home. In the year 2021 this should not be revolutionary, yet here we are. We’ve come a long way, slowly. Basically she’s like the anti-Betsy DeVos and Melania rolled up in one feisty package. Four years of Dr. Jill in the White House? Please, and thank you, America.

1 comment:

Carmen San Diego said...

We now know she’s got the second best arms or all the FLOTUS, losing only to Michelle O