Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Hot Impeachment Fall

I’m not going to pretend I know how this is all going to end. Like the Senate will probably do nothing because Mitch McConnell is the world’s most soulless, shameless old-timey movie villain and Republicans are the sniveling, obsequious winged monkeys. And even if they somehow did get rid of him there’s always Mike fucking Pence (though you know he is the balls he has still never shown to “Mother” deep in this whole thing, too.)

But I do know that finally, finally for once in the life of this craven narcissist in chief, he is going to be held accountable. This chronically corrupt and unrepentantly racist orange asshole should forever carry the shame of having The Big I next to his name. I mean, if they can impeach Bill for lying about a blowjob, they can certainly impeach Trump for colluding with foreign powers to help him win elections (twice), using the office of the presidency to enrich himself and his family (like, that cheap bastard even makes the Secret Service pay to rent his stupid golf carts), trampling all over the Constitution repeatedly, lying to the American public endlessly, and all the rest.

Impeachment, baby. It’s about damn time.

And in honor of Speaker Pelosi finally, finally coming to her senses, here is a little celebration of the arrival of Hot Impeachment Fall. We’ve waited 978 days for this moment. We shall savor it now, no matter what comes next.



In conclusion, I imagine this is how Hillary celebrated the news - along with several glasses of Chardonnay.


7 comments:

Helena said...

Glad for you and your country Dorothy, I hope it will send a message that people must be held accountable for their deeds.

Karen said...

Just vote him out next November. The wasted tax payer dollars on investigations is staggering that ultimately go nowhwere. Not to mention the time and resources that could be devoted to other issues. The impeachment talk has been going on for 2 years now.

Reader said...

“There’s the rub”

Panty Buns said...

I love those GIFs!!!!!!
Donald J Trump is a greedy unscrupulous corrupt lying conscienceless murderous totalitarian war criminal, thug, bigot, and monster who relentlessly advocates hate, torture and genocide, solicits bribes around the world, and loots the treasury, saddling generations to come with debt. The longer Trump squats in the White House the more damage he does. I hope they impeach and convict the MF and his accomplice Pence, and that they are arrested and convicted for their crimes ASAP.
Thank you for the insights, the apt characterisation of Republican accessories, and the extremely happy thoughts of getting rid of that disgusting orange blight on the world.

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Anonymous said...

@Karen Impeachment proceedings would likely cost a fraction of what we'd pay in travel costs (to his various resorts) with him in office for another 15+ months. At the rate he's going, by November 2020 (the next presidential election cycle), he will have cost us more money in travel than Obama did in 2 terms plus 3/4 of GWB's 2 terms.

linster said...

LOVE.

Anonymous said...

YES QUEEN YES!!!!!