I told you it was coming. Though, considering all the LGBTQ moments this year, it seems the Gay Gals are getting jealous of all the Straight Gals acting like them. Sunday’s ceremony showcased the wonderful talent of the out queer female nominees, attendees and winners. Like Daniela Vega who became the first openly transgender person to ever present at the Oscars. And we haven’t even touched on Olympic skater Adam Rippon’s tuxedo harness. Besides all the really, really gay, the awards had a lot of straight women holding hands because they love throwing off our collective gaydar. Like I feel like they’re trying to make SGALGG now; how else can you explain the huge cuddle puddle that all the losing best actress nominees made together? Exactly. Also, I’m pretty sure one of the winners thanked his cats. I even rewound to make sure my ears hadn’t translated it to lesbian.
So here are some of the rest of the great SGALGG & GGALGG moments of the night.
I would watch this rom-com about two ladies who find love later in life.
Emily Blunt & Guest
News Flash: Mary Poppins is practically gay in every way.
Gal Gadot & Lupita Nyong'o
Themyscira meets Wakanda.
Gal Gadot & Margot Robbie
Fine, Wonder Woman has a thing for disgraced figure skaters too.
Laura Dern & Greta Gerwig
Look, I told you I wasn’t kidding about the hand holding.
Also, these two totally continued off stage.
Everyone Wants to Touch Meryl
Viola does.
Nicole definitely does.
J-Law is just being greedy.
Jennifer Lawrence & Salma Hayek
See, greedy.
Lupita Nyong’o & Danai Gurira
Wakanda forever, indeed.
Octavia Spencer & Sally Hawkins
I would have rather she wound up with Octavia than the fish, to be honest.
Janelle Monae
Obligatory Janelle post.
And now for the GGALGGs to show them how it’s really done.
Jodie Foster & Frances McDormand
Crutches won’t slow her down.
p.s. Yes, Jodie is a tiny little garden gnome compared to J-Law, and most people really.
Rachel Morrison & Rachel Garza
The first woman ever to be nominated for best cinematography and her wife on the red carpet. Yeah, that sounds nice.
Dee Rees & Sarah M. Broom
And out filmmaker Dee, who hired Rachel in the first place, brought her wife with her on the red carpet. Also sounds so nice.
Darla K. Anderson
The out Coco producer thanked her wife, and her producing partner thanked his husband.
Kimberly Peirce, Evren Savci & Emily Blunt
I mean, hitting on Emily in front to your wife is bold. But, perhaps she’s on her “list.” And she saw all her hand holding business from before, so gave it a shot.
4 comments:
Wait! You missed the BEST moment: Gal Gadot and Frances McDormand locking lips!!
Gal Gadot is such a gift
This is my favourite thing. Thanks Dorothy!
My coffee went down the wrong pipe (!) because of your 'garden gnome' comment. Hope your liability policy covers that :)
Cheers, Sevil
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