So in honor of Back to the Future Day (where’s my hoverboard, dammit?), here is a little ode to the “Back to the Future” trilogy in the gayest way possible – naturally. Did I ever mention I had a massive, all-consuming crush on Michael J. Fox while growing up? In my defense, if you squint your eyes and tilt your head he looks exactly like a extremely cute butch girl. So, you know, there’s my root.