Right, fine, so technically they aren’t all wearing tank tops in the above image. But I think, deep down, in spirit they are. Goodness, I had forgotten how much I loved seeing the ladies of the United States Women’s National Team all over the place. So consider this a little refresher for everyone. Plus, you know, who can resist a good tank top – even if only in spirit.
Technically, this is a swimsuit. But, as I always say, a swimsuit is just a tank top that doesn’t know when to stop.
Technically, this is a muscle shirt. But, girl, the boots more than make up for that.
Technically, this is a camisole. But, we all know, a camisole is just a tank top that wants to Netflix and chill.
Technically, this is a vest. But, duh, that makes it even gayer.
Technically, this is just netting. But, please, like you’re complaining.
Technically, this is overalls. But, yeah, overalls.
Christine and the Queens
Technically, this is really a tank top. But, I told you, I am just really into her music right now.