Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Tank Top Tuesday: Unforgettable Edition

You would not believe how many of you have written me to tell me about “Unforgettable.” Like, so many. Emails. Tweets. Comments. I’m not saying you guys have been persistent, but the other day a paper airplane came through my window with “Have you watched Unforgettable yet?” written inside. So, I watched. And, ladies, I owe you a “You were right.” It’s not that I necessarily that I am blown over by the series itself. The pacing is a little leaden and Poppy Montgomery seems sorta sleepy. Also, the dialogue? A show about a woman who has the ability to remember every minute detail from her past has her actually says, without irony, “This memory thing of mine comes in handy sometimes.” Um, don’t go dusting off a space on your mantel for that Emmy just yet, writers. But, great googly-moogly, were you ever right about the tank tops. And the arm porn.

I’m not exactly sure how a police detective gets away with wearing tank tops every single day to work, but I am grateful for her ridiculous flaunting of the dress code. Or perhaps the tank tops are necessary for her to be able to remember things. Does her condition require she stays cool and has a full range of motion? I’m a few episodes behind so maybe I missed the explanation. But whatever the reason, I must applaud its results. Alright, ladies. You got me. You were so, so right.

So please enjoy this very special mea culpa edition of Tank Top Tuesday. Just making up for lost time. Tank tops + great arms + red hair = fairly unforgettable.

Plus she also wears lots of big silver rings. And you know how I have a thing for big silver rings. DVR: Set.

p.s. Since it has been such a long time since my last Tank Top Tuesday, please enjoy this bonus treat of hot chicks in tank tops wielding power tools. See, patience can be a good thing.

15 comments:

MakingSpace said...

OK I know I should be all in lust, but I really want to meet her personal trainer.

Kim M said...

And thank-you Ms Snarker for bringing this issue to my attention and to all your readers for bringing it to yours...Isn't shared info so practical and deliciously sexy.

Shade said...

That!!! So right. Those guns. I was hoping you'd seen Poppy. Hey and she has a Buffy connection. She had a child with the guy who played Parker on Buffy S4.

Laura said...

Yay! I actually love you for this!!

Alice said...

yay for the arm porn!!!!

Anonymous said...

OK - I don't want to rain on this parade (after all - I was here for the arm porn too) - but doesn't this smack of exploitation to get the guys to watch? (I'd rather have written "to get the gay ladies to watch", but sadly, we'll have to wait for Rizzles for that). I mean seriously - look at these photos - who wears that to work? And why aren't the guys all in tank tops? Not a rant - just feeling a little queasy about this.

Anonymous said...

Finnnnnaaally! Poppy arm porn!

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm... she "tanks" great! What brand are those?? Cgrrl

Anonymous said...

I think this show might have been inspired by Taxi actress Marilu Henner. Not the cop part but the memory part. She's one of only about 20 people in the world known to have the ability:

http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/20/marilu-henner-60-minutes-super-memory/

Estela Rengel said...

Fuck my mother. Have you seen those arms. I mean: HAVE YOU SEE THOSE ARMS. *_*

Anonymous said...

On second thought. hold the tanks - what kind of bra is under them?? Nice lift'n'shape. Cg

JW said...

Hell yeah. About freaking time she gets her own tank top tues post!

Loren said...

Lovely! I knew it was just a matter of time before we would see her...thanks for brightening my Tuesday Ms. Snarks!

kb said...

thanks fro scrambling my brain again....what that thing I was going to do....? whatcha ma call it - work? huh? :)

greenfrog12 said...

omg santana, i love you so!!