Of course, none of this complaining about the film is meant in any way to disparage the movie’s lovely leading ladies. Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung and Carla Gugino are very lovely. In fact, I think I might have enjoyed the film more on mute, just to gaze at their loveliness and forget the huge fucking mess around them. Still, I am grateful to the movie for bringing these delightful women together, and giving them the opportunity to do their best Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals renditions at the film’s premiere last week. In short, save the 10 bucks and just enjoy the eye candy here. You can always make your own popcorn at home.
Carla & EmilySqueeze a little tighter, darling. It’s working.
Emily & VanessaSo that’s why she broke up with Zac.
Abbie & EmilySignature short-girl second base move. Trust me, I’m short.
Emma Roberts, Emily & some girl who went for itHey, you’ve got to take your shots when you see them.
Vanessa & JenaNo, wait, clearly this is why she broke up with Zac.
Jamie & AbbieWhatever Abbie is doing, Jamie likes it.
Abbie & CarlaSomewhere Ryan Phillippe is seething.
Malin Akerman & CarlaHer ex-costars keep coming back for more snuggle time.
CarlaAnd now we know why.
Emily & VanessaSo that’s why she broke up with Zac.
Abbie & EmilySignature short-girl second base move. Trust me, I’m short.
Emma Roberts, Emily & some girl who went for itHey, you’ve got to take your shots when you see them.
Vanessa & JenaNo, wait, clearly this is why she broke up with Zac.
Jamie & AbbieWhatever Abbie is doing, Jamie likes it.
Abbie & CarlaSomewhere Ryan Phillippe is seething.
Malin Akerman & CarlaHer ex-costars keep coming back for more snuggle time.
CarlaAnd now we know why.
Read my full “Sucker Punch” review on AfterEllen.
6 comments:
Yeah I mean... the trailer looked pretty awful...
Amanda
"some girl who went for it" is Juno Temple
Terrible movie. WTF, Hollywood? The 30 Rock joke about Transformers being "written by no one" is a fo'real thing now?
Thanks, Snarker, for the bee-yoo-tiful ladies. Of course Gugino gets repeat business; she's just bloody lovely.
terrible name WTF
what's that buddyroe
yeah, you looked pretty awful.. too.
ramanda
I think the problem is that Zack Snyder has not a shred of creative talent lurking beneath his baseball cap. Every movie he's made either followed the source comic panel by panel with no deviation, or is a cliche piled upon cliche (scoring the invasion scene in Watchmen to "Flight of the Valkries"? Really?). One point I will give him is that he's a better director than Frank Miller.
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