My apologies. I had my hands full last night wrangling Padma Lakshmi & Co. for my “Top Chef All-Stars” recap for AfterEllen later today. And then my laptop came down with a nasty virus that delayed everything this morning. Oh, December, already with the illnesses. Now, I know I talk a lot about my mmm, Padma, Mmm. But she is, of course, not the only Kitchen Goddess I worship. I also like to lay sweet, chocolatey offerings at the feet (well, actually bosom) of the simply scrumptious Nigella Lawson. The thing that is so wonderful about Nigella (besides, clearly, that bosom) is her unfettered embrace of the concept of food porn. No one licks chocolate off a slotted spoon like Nigella. I mean, who else can make pouring condensed milk deliciously obscene? So, with that, please enjoy Nigella making chocolate pistachio fudge. If that doesn’t put you in the, um, holiday spirit, nothing will.p.s. OK, for the hold outs, here is something else to lift those, um, spirits. You’re welcome.
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Remember that episode of Top Chef Vegas when they were in some hotel and the chefs had to bring room service up to Nigella and Padma who were just lying in bed, lounging around in bathrobes? That was a good day. For everyone.
Once upon a time, I kinda liked Nigella but she's so OTT now she's become a parody of herself.
Harry Hill and Nigella OTOH, are always worth sticking around for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gY653SGj0&feature=related
Nigella nigella, you make cooking look like incredibly delicious sex.
Yes! And wasn't it in a Top Chef episode where she said something to the effect that a panna cotta "should quiver like the inside of a courtesan's thigh..."?
Swoon.
That's right, Nigella, you spank those bad pistachios.
Last week on her show in the UK she said she couldn't wait to 'dive into the moistness' lol. She was talking about a lemon cake!
Oh god. I needed this. The comments as much as the photos. Haha Holy shit women are awesome. haha
Bitch can get out of my car anyday. Danmummmm.
She makes this butch heart swoon as though I may require a fainting couch. I don't know how to adequately describe the feelings this woman brings forth in me. I could quote Megan Fox and say I would kill an ox with my bare hands for her, but I don't think that would impress my Nigella. I would rebuild the Taj Mahal in every kind of chocolate one bar at a time for her. With my hands tied behind my back. Blindfolded. Now I must find the Top Chef episode on YouTube of she and Padma in bed together. Happy Friday to all!
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Thank you! Nigella and Chocolate....mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmm, bosomy goodness. Yummo!
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