Friday, August 13, 2010

My Weekend Crush

Look, everyone who knows me even a little knows my love for all things Tina Fey is unflagging. I worship at the alter of Feynimism daily, something more, and repeat “I want to go to there” as my personal mantra. All this is to say, I really like Tina Fey. But now If I were ever a way to test my loyalty, to – shall we say – flag my unflaggingness, it would be by tempting me with the possibility of a naked Sofia Vergara. The “Modern Family” star has promised* to run naked down Hollywood Boulevard if the show wins the comedy Emmy this year. (*Cast member may change without notice.) Way to test a gal’s loyalty. Of course, thanks to the fine print, we could be treated to Ed O’Neill running starkers through the streets of Los Angeles instead. There’s always a catch, isn’t there? Still, even the idea of a naked Sofia is enough to make a gal swallow her tongue. Sofia is many things. Hot, so hot, amazingly hot. And funny, so funny, lose bladder control funny. Plus that accent is its own living, breathing creature. You’d be hard-pressed to create a more sexy, spunky, delightful, delicious and flat-out hysterical human being than Sofia from scratch. She is the thing that sex dreams dream of when they dream. Wait, does that makes sense? Whatever. Bottom line: Damn, girl. Happy weekend, all.

p.s. Forgive me Tina. I’m only human. You’re still my No. 1 Gal.

15 comments:

Tazzy said...

I first came to know her in Four Brothers. Her role in the movie was hysterical & steadfast! Great under rated actress! Tazzy

Shannon said...

My first glimpse of Sofia Vergara came courtesy of a 2003 film called 'Chasing Papi' in which all I could do is literally stare at the screen every moment Sofia appeared on it.

Sofia Vergara is the perfect amount of sexy and funny and has curves in ALL the right places that it makes me very happy that she is finally getting recognition for her body of work among other things and it makes me very happy that she is appearing weekly on TV as well... talk about appointment television!

As a 'Gleek' I am torn however between my wish for 'Glee' to win best comedy and for 'Modern Family' to win.

tlsintx said...

she is adorable..

Anonymous said...

Can I ditch my current wife and marry her?!! She is soo hoooooot! And hilarious!! She had Ellen speechless.

Anonymous said...

She is soooooo hot!!!!!! And super funny too!!!!!
I love her

Arriba Latinoamerica !!!!

Amanda said...

Wow she's funny. Love that show.

Amanda

Anonymous said...

Lea Michele had a reaction to this piece of news that was a bit SGALGG:

http://www.accesshollywood.com/can-glee-top-modern-family_video_1242251

Starts around 1:55 mark.

"I would pray to see her naked, I really would."
"I would like to run with her."

Norma Desmond said...

LOVE HER. Well played, Ms. Snarker. She's, like, makes-me-want-to-cry hot. And I had no idea she was just as hilarious in person, but that sort of makes my life. Also, her talking about wearing a G-string and then dancing around? The stuff of dreams. Well, sex dreams, anyway. ;)

Lara said...

Apparently, she was also a really good student who got top scores in the Colombian equivalent of SATs. Keep on being perfect, Sofia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRo2ePAKzc

Anonymous said...

hahaha!
it's very funny,
I guess tina will forgive

- I'm not tina though-

Michele said...

no way. TWICE, I have heard this woman make rape jokes in interviews and that totally prevents me from being interested in anything she does, no matter how hot she is.

Lilyana said...

Heh, she's keeping up the reputations that latinos are sassy and have huge egos haha. Which could be true in her case, but it's ok since she's being silly about it and can still laugh. Hopefully she'll never lose that sense of humor about herself, 'cause then she'd just be another egotistical star.

G said...

I've been a fan for a while, but when you add this Ellen segment to her recent Esquire photo shoot (and opinions about plastic surgery), well. Yes, please.

Click here to see Sofia's Esquire photo shoot.

Lola said...

Yes, please, indeed. She's stunning and funny as hell!

Patricia said...

I haven´t seen the show yet. It seems she enjoys make fun of herself (and it really works!). But... I couldn´t help myself think of her dubbing Ice Age "X" as Sid´s (John Leguizamo) sloth fiancé.