Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Ellen gets horizontal

Ellen gets on her back to help her backEllen DeGeneres hurt her back over the weekend and is under doctor’s orders to stay in bed. Now, if a doctor put me on bedrest, I would stay home, eat Cheetos and watch bad daytime television while calling my friends and telling them how awesome it is to be under doctor’s order to stay in bed. But not our gal, Ellen. The Great Panted One is doing her show this week from bed – a bed wheeled right out into the middle of her talk show set. Wow, that’s dedication. Today she’ll be on her back with Ryan Seacrest (insert joke here about this being the first woman Ryan has ever had on her back) and then Wednesday she’ll get horizontal for Lindsay Lohan (insert joke here about La Lohan taking her new Sapphic responsibilities perhaps a little too seriously). Now, if only there was a way to get all the guests in bed, too... Hey, look at that, someone’s listening.
Lindsay and Ellen in bed together...

p.s. Get well soon, Big E. Hope you’re back (oh, the puns!) up and at ’em again in no time.

p.p.s. Awww, check out this clip of Ellen talking with her doctor about her injury. Even while drugged out of her noggin on painkillers, the woman is spot on with the funny. That’s our gal.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I understand when celebrities to do interviews about their experience with cancer, or whatever, to raise public awareness of the disease, but why exactly are we looking at an MRI of her back?

Nice pajamas, though.

Heather Anne said...

Just when I think I couldn't love her more. Oh, that Ellen.

Oriana said...

Wow Ellen is A m a z i n g!!!!!

slacker said...

Ellen...quick...hide the drugs before LiLo comes on the set. You want the drugs for yourself -- sometimes Portia is not enough.

Rhea said...

I saw a clip of Ellen in bed and I thought it was clever. She brought all of the back pain sufferers out of the closet with this.