Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Marge and in Charge

After Joe Biden’s historic announcement that Sen. Kamala Harris would be his vice presidential running mate, conservatives fell all over themselves to be the most racist and the most stupid. Trump legal advisor Jenna Ellis said Kamala sounded like Marge Simpson which, 1) What? and 2) LOL! For starters, Kamala sounds nothing like Marge - not that there’s anything wrong with that. And, way to reach out to those so-called “suburban housewives” you want to be so scared about Cory Booker somehow moving in next door. All that and Birtherism 2.0 is upon us. Could he be any more cartoonishly racist, sexist and all-around corrupt? Like I never thought I’d spent a good chunk of 2020 wondering whether the Post Office would survive a Trump presidency, but here we are. Anyway, Marge being like so many great suburban housewives had a few choice words for the horrid Trump lady. Pissed Off & Ready to Vote, 2020. 

p.s. To clean your palate from having to think about that Orange Turd, here is something for the grammar nerds. As if you didn’t have reason enough to love her, her senate staff softball team is called The Oxford Kamalas. (Also, a helpful hint for those still struggling with how to pronounce “Kamala.”)


Anonymous said...

And I love, love, LOVE that she's wearing her pearls with her softball teeshirt. Rock on, VP!!!!!

jc said...

I LOVE that her team is the Oxford Kamalas! I understand why punctuation preferences may not be a major part of her platform, but I very much appreciate knowing this.