Go Emmys, it’s your SGALGG Day. Go Emmys, it’s your SGALGG Day. Look, sometimes I run out of smart things to say. But, luckily, not out of things to show you. So here, without further ado-ing, your 2018 Emmy Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals.
Rachel Brosnahan Claire Foy, Tiffany Haddish & Angela Bassett
Is it just me, or does this look like Tiffany and Angela are inviting Rachel* to the most amazing threesome ever?
*Damn, Rachel and Claire were both working that short, slicked back brunette thing so from the side I sleepily mistook them. So they should probably make it a foursome is all I am saying.
Sandra Oh & Jessica Biel
Look out, Justin. Sandra is clearly explaining to Jessica the benefits of falling in obsessive love with a beautiful psychopathic assassin.
Amanda Crew & Suzanne Cryer
This feels like what Sporty Spice would wear to the Emmys if she came out and started dating Posh.
Angela Sarafyan & Stefani Robinson
Because I don’t know why Angela from “Westworld” and Stefani with “Atlanta” are posing together I’ll just assume it is because they are dating. Please don’t tell me otherwise.
Nina Kiri & Madeline Brewer
When you see your girlfriend on the red carpet looking super hot and neither of you are in Gilead.
Millie Bobbie Brown & Emilia Clarke
Fine, so Eleven and Daenerys aren’t doing anything particularly gay together. But both their characters project Big Dyke Energy, so there’s that.
Alex Borstein & Her Emmy
I mean, performing cunnilingus in public on your Emmy is also a pretty B.D.E. move.
Laurie Metcalf & Alex Borstein
Though, I guess Laurie Metcalf checking out your rack in front of everyone has a confidence boosting effect.
Chrissy Teigen & Gina Rodriguez
The moment you realize how great it feels to press your whole lady body against another whole lady body.
And now time for a brand new segment called “Straight Girls Acting Like Gay Gals With Sarah Paulson” or SGALGGWSP.
Sarah & Connie Britton
Connie to Sarah: “Look, we’d be great together in ‘American Horny Story’ is all I’m saying.”
Sarah & Claire Foy
Claire to Sarah: “Look, you’re the Supreme. I’m the Queen. We could really make this work.”
Sarah & Felicity Huffman
Felicity to Sarah: “Look, I’m not saying I’d do anything for you. But I was on a show with ‘Desperate’ in the title.”
Sarah & Jessica Biel
Jessica to Sarah: “Look, I’m really the one in the family who knows how to rock a body – if you know what I mean.”
Sarah & Holland
Holland to Sarah: “Look at those poor dears, like they ever had a chance.”
Is it just me, or does this look like Tiffany and Angela are inviting Rachel* to the most amazing threesome ever?
*Damn, Rachel and Claire were both working that short, slicked back brunette thing so from the side I sleepily mistook them. So they should probably make it a foursome is all I am saying.
Sandra Oh & Jessica Biel
Look out, Justin. Sandra is clearly explaining to Jessica the benefits of falling in obsessive love with a beautiful psychopathic assassin.
Amanda Crew & Suzanne Cryer
This feels like what Sporty Spice would wear to the Emmys if she came out and started dating Posh.
Angela Sarafyan & Stefani Robinson
Because I don’t know why Angela from “Westworld” and Stefani with “Atlanta” are posing together I’ll just assume it is because they are dating. Please don’t tell me otherwise.
Nina Kiri & Madeline Brewer
When you see your girlfriend on the red carpet looking super hot and neither of you are in Gilead.
Millie Bobbie Brown & Emilia Clarke
Fine, so Eleven and Daenerys aren’t doing anything particularly gay together. But both their characters project Big Dyke Energy, so there’s that.
Alex Borstein & Her Emmy
I mean, performing cunnilingus in public on your Emmy is also a pretty B.D.E. move.
Laurie Metcalf & Alex Borstein
Though, I guess Laurie Metcalf checking out your rack in front of everyone has a confidence boosting effect.
Chrissy Teigen & Gina Rodriguez
The moment you realize how great it feels to press your whole lady body against another whole lady body.
And now time for a brand new segment called “Straight Girls Acting Like Gay Gals With Sarah Paulson” or SGALGGWSP.
Sarah & Connie Britton
Connie to Sarah: “Look, we’d be great together in ‘American Horny Story’ is all I’m saying.”
Sarah & Claire Foy
Claire to Sarah: “Look, you’re the Supreme. I’m the Queen. We could really make this work.”
Sarah & Felicity Huffman
Felicity to Sarah: “Look, I’m not saying I’d do anything for you. But I was on a show with ‘Desperate’ in the title.”
Sarah & Jessica Biel
Jessica to Sarah: “Look, I’m really the one in the family who knows how to rock a body – if you know what I mean.”
Sarah & Holland
Holland to Sarah: “Look at those poor dears, like they ever had a chance.”
2 comments:
That first shot, the woman in the red, that's Rachel Brosnahan.
You’re spot on about Amanda Crew & Suzanne Cryer
And I loved the Sarah Paulson addition
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