Wednesday, August 27, 2014

SGALGG: Emmys Edition

Piper & Alex 4EVA. God, I know I shouldn’t because of all The Reasons. But I just love seeing Piper and Alex together. Or, you know, Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon for those who insist on reality. I mean the way they look at each other – God DAMN. Too bad “Orange Is the New Black” got totally shivved by the Emmys. Still, it was fun to watch all the Straight (and Gay Gals) Acting Like Gay Gals all night long. Sure, all of the same people won again. But we won because, you know, amazing ladies looking amazing together. (Except that thing where the producers weren’t listening when Beyoncé taught the world about feminism and literally put a woman on a lazy Susan to turn while a man spoke. Ooof.)

Natalie Dormer & Lucy Liu
Whoa, suddenly I ship Moriarty and Watson.

Sarah Paulson & Lizzy Caplan
Ugh, now I ship this, too.

Angela Bassett & Jessica Lange
The Voodoo Queen and the Supreme together is the definition of bow down, bitches.

Allison Janney & Kate Walsh
I love these women. I do (have) not watch their shows. Counterintuitive, but true.

Amy Poehler & Julia Louis-Dreyfus
You know, I have nothing against Elaine Benes. But I want Leslie Knope to kick her ass and take her Emmys.

Claire Danes & Allison Williams
Angela Chase would never be friends with Marnie Michaels. You know that’s true.

Padma Lakshmi & Christina Hendricks
I want Padma to cook for Christina and then feed each other. I’m sorry, did I just say a fantasy out loud?

Lena Dunham & Uzo Aduba
Cast Crazy Eyes on “Girls” next. You know the whole OITNB cast is going on that show at some point.

Laura Prepon & Natasha Lyonne
Natasha is thinking about the time she and Prepon made out. Clearly.

Yael Stone & Lea DeLaria
Best Gay Prom Couple Ever.

Lauren Morelli & Samira Wiley
They are lesbians. They’re lesbianing together. Allegedly.

Sarah Silverman
Love the dress. Love the bare feet. Love that she beat a category filled entirely with men.

Lena Headey
Like I was going to leave her out. Pshaw.

Kate McKinnon
Love her. That’s all.

Laverne Cox
Love her, too. Now that’s all.

Alexandra Hedison & Jodie Foster
Those are the smirks of some very, very happy lesbian newlyweds.


;) babs said...

I knew this would come...!

Carmen SanDiego said...

I love the diversity in this

Anonymous said...

I didn't get it when they announced OITNB in the comedy category and I still don't get it. And Kate Mulgrew was robbed. smh

Tristen said...

@Anonymous Netflix piced which category it wants its shows to compete in. That is why OITNB was positioned within the comedy ranks. Netflix did not want OITNB to compete against its other show House of Cards. It thought it had a better chance to win in the comedy section.

Anonymous said...

I'm so sad that Kate McKinnon and Kate Mulgrew weren't honored for their amazing performances. It's a good thing Ms. Snarker posted that picture of Lena Headey with short, shaggy hair and delicious tattoos to cheer me up!

Michelle said...

The top photo is the perfect wallpaper for all of the things forever.

Joy Christi said...

I never watch the awards shows b/c it's too painful as a person that NEVER agrees with mainstream. However, I love to watch the Fashion Police edition of all of them. And now I'm obsessed with seeing all the #OITNB characters not in prison jumpsuits. Especially Alex & Piper, they do look fantastic together!

Anonymous said...

@Tristen Thank you for explaining. Well, they screwed the pooch for both shows, didn't they?!! Aaargh.

sadia afrin said...

Wonderful pic. all are looking like angel. Awesome.

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