Friday, August 29, 2014

My Weekend Crush

You know who needs more screentime? Senior Criminalist Susie Chang. Now this may seem counterintuitive, given that almost every time Susie pops up on screen she is crotchblocking Jane and Maura. But I really enjoy her interactions with them, when she isn’t interrupting their flirting over dead bodies. Actually, she’s kind of critical to the continued rom-comesque feel of the show. Jane and Maura are clearly meant for each other, and Susie (and being closeted) is the obstacle they need to overcome. See, it’s classic. You can’t fight the formula, people.

Though, in all seriousness, I think Tina Huang plays well against both Sasha Alexander and Angie Harmon. Her chemistry mixes well with theirs, plus she seems like a fun gal if you follow her on the Tweeter Machine.

Plus, Susie can make you a kick-ass lesbian diorama. And she’s a nudist. Hold up, that means there is a 100 percent chance there are nudie dioramas somewhere. And there’s about a 95 percent change she has made naked dioramas of Jane and Maura together. Please, everyone at the precinct knows. Especially Susie. Happy weekend, all.

p.s. If you have’t read this week’s recap yet, featuring Sr. Criminalist Susie Chang, check it out here.


Anonymous said...

"Angie Foster"? Is that the love child of Angie Harmon and Jodie Foster? Because that's... actually a very happy thought. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

It should read "Angie Harmon" in the second paragraph, right? (Sorry, I'm an editor...)

Anonymous said...

Love Susie Chang, she totally needs a spin off show

Carmen SanDiego said...

Senior Criminalist Susie Chang deserves more screen time

SK said...

I like how she got an attagirl from Tess Gerritsen herself :)

Scamp said...

THE classic Susie Chang fanfic:

Maura and Jane are trapped on a deserted island.
Maura is about to confess her feelings.
As soon as she starts,
Stick with me okay
Imagine this
Susie fucking Chang parachutes down out of flipping nowhere, waving around her glasses and screaming
and then she doesn't leave them alone for 20 chapters.

(via kanequarters-deactivated2013102)

Anonymous said...

from a tumblr account that I love (so much cuteness)

here's more of captain crotchblock herself in all her splendor :)
*big internet hugs to her*

Anonymous said...

oh, the original tumblr account, in case you wanted is

and then you can read wherever (rizzoli typically lives in fan art link :) )

again, her work is so cute, couldnt not share :)