Girl, where have you been?

Kittens, I feel I owe you an apology. I am so sorry for disappearing on you all week. My blogging has been stymied by a series of unfortunate (and infuriating) events. The universe has converged on me with an epic shitstorm of SNAFUs. First, I moved. I'm lucky I didn't have to pack my head, because if I did it would surely be lost somewhere in an avalanche of boxes and I would need a St. Bernard (with a brandy barrel, naturally) to find the damn thing. Second, Comcast sucks. No, really, COMCAST SUCKS. They were supposed to install my new Internet/cable/phone service on Monday. But because I didn't answer the technician's phone call, to the very number he was coming to install, he just didn't show up. Wrap your mind grapes around that logic and you'll be left with a quivering pile of purple sludge. Since then I've been battling with them to get a new appointment. Needless to say, no Internet makes it very, very hard to blog. Finally, I just left for a week-long vacation. I had planned to post a series of Vacation Vixens for next week. But my lack of Internet both at home and my destination makes this a somewhat difficult task to accomplish. I will still try but I can't promise anything.

So, there you have it. Once again, I am very sorry for vanishing without explanation. Please accept my apologies and pray to the Internet gods that this whole mess will be sorted out very soon. Thanks for all of your worry and well wishes. You can still follow my shenanigans on Twitter @dorothysnarker.