Tank Top Tuesday

Welcome to Tank Top Tuesday: Top Chef Edition. Tomorrow will mark the beginning of the end for the Bravo culinary contest as the first half of the two-part finale airs. It’s been a long, hard, asshat-filled season. But it has also had a bevy of very gifted, very deserving, very adorable female chefs. For the first time in Top Chef history, three of the final four are women. And what’s better than having three talented women make the finals? Having three talented women make the finals while wearing tank tops, of course!

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Now, I’m going to cheat and include Padma in this parade of tank tops. Technically she is wearing a tank dress and not a tank top. But I seriously doubt anyone will mind. I mean, uh, look.

Also, she dances. Oh, dear God, I may not make it until Wednesday.

The finale is in sunny Puerto Rico and our cheftestants are all dressed for the occasion. Heck, chefbian Lisa even got a very special lesbian haircut for the occasion. In fact, the entire final four is working their inner lesbian with their tropical looks. I mean, Stephanie and Lisa are practically twinsies.

And Richard and Lisa now have matching gay hair. I half expect to see gratuitous product placement for Olivia Cruises along with the ubiquitous Glad, GE and Toyota name drops.

So, ladies, and gentleman, start your sauté pans. It’s finale time! Is it hot in here, or is that just Padma? Mmm, Padma, mmm...