I can’t… Words… Having problems… The breathing… Ohmygodchristinahendricksohmygod. Whew. Now that that’s over with, how is your Tuesday going? Better now, I bet. Christina Hendricks and her Cleavage from The Gods has that effect on people. These shot from her Esquire photoshoot are, well, rawwwr.
Of course, the lovely Christina (Ms. Holloway if you’re nasty) takes all this attention in stride. As she told NY magazine this week: “It’s strange how astounded people are that I have breasts.” Oh, honey. You don’t just have breasts. You have unparalleled monuments to human hope, folly, joy, power and desire.
All that and you haven’t even turned around yet.