Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Tank Top Tuesday

I know, I know. These are paparazzi pictures. And I know, I know. Paparazzi are bad. But I'm not posting these shots of stars out and about as an encouragement to stalker shutterbugs. Instead I consider these images important documentation of wild tank tops in their natural habitat. As such they also serve as a valuable public service announcement. Ladies: Wear more tank tops. Heading to the gym? Tank top. Heading out shopping? Tank top. Headed to the airport? Tank top. Doctor's office? Dog park? Jail? Tank top, tank top, tank top (hey, tank tops pair nicely with orange jumpsuits). Consider it doing your doing you part to help beautify the world. Trust me, the world will thank you. At the very least, I'll thank you. So ends this public service announcement.

PinkTank tops and biker hear, a match made in hog heaven.

Halle BerryA tank top with an easy-access zipper? Genius!

Michelle RodriguezTanks look great out of the closet – just a suggestion.

Cynthia NixonSee, I told you they looked great out of the closet.

Natalie PortmanTanking and texting: Like walking and chewing gum, but so much hotter.

Kate BeckinsaleScientific proof that tank tops make you frisky, or is that friskable. Same difference.

Shakira and Penelope CruzBFFs + TTs = Best Math Ever

Uma ThurmanTank dresses totally count.

Anne HathawayFine, tube tops don't count, but because of her adorkable headphones I've made an exception.

Tricia Helfer and Katee SackhoffRemember what I was saying about biker gear and tank tops? Double it.

Jessica BielNow that, that is how you fill out a tank top...Period. Full stop. End of discussion.

24 comments:

Cunty McFucklesticks said...

Oh Tank Top Tuesday, I've missed you. Please don't leave me like that again.

Anonymous said...

aaaaah what a great start of my day..Jessica Biel is def the TT queen..seriously she is so hot. Her body is amazing

Steph R said...

Oh, I could just eat Anne Hathaway UP!

My dorky headphones don't look half as good on me as hers do on her. :(

Thank you for TTT :D

Huggitis Brown said...

Tankelicious, thank you Ms Snarker !

ohio*LEZ-girl*in*NYC said...

YAY for Tank Top Tuesday! I was completely satisfied with the Pink photos (are we sure she's not gay) and then you kept 'em coming...Thanks for this great way to start my Tuesday!

Erika

http://mynyclifeinthecity.blogspot.com/

rodin said...

I think Pink is absolutely convertible. I'll be happy to volunteer my services...

Grace said...

amazing collection of photos! Had me drooling and wishing that stalking celebrities were not all that bad. arh... thank you

Pissy Missy said...

I almost feel like Jessica Biel and her tank tops (or her arms) should get their own day of the week...

Renee Gannon said...

God I love Tank Top Tuesday!

Stefanie said...

daaaaaamn girl! Jessica Biel, I want your body... no seriously, I want to have your BODY

citizen spot said...

Oh Ms Snarker, you slay me!
"BFFs + TTs = Best Math Ever"
Hilarious!

let me dance said...

yea, they look nice,
i didn't know today's tuesday,
have a good day!

Sarah said...

I think it's official that all women with the initials JB be blessed with amazing arms.

Jennifer Beals...Jessica Biel.

jessica said...

...i second Pissy Missy...

Laura said...

Ahh, now I can fall asleep easily...visions of tank tops dance in my head...

Anonymous said...

Pink thoughts: I have yet to meet a girl from Philly who didn't bolt over the fence now and again. Hell, my stalker was from Philly. She was actually a really nice person once she got off all the prescription pain killers.

Lezlie Mac said...

Hmmm...Jessica Biels...rawwr
those arms...
Just as hot as the convertible Pink and her fabulous bike.

Yay for tank top Tuesday !

Anonymous said...

Any post on Jorja Fox?

perfectflaw75 said...

Tank Top Tuesday is back - YAY!
And you manage to have me drool all over my laptop watching teh hotness everytime.
Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I love pap pics. I would trade places with that airport security guard who is frisking Kate Beckinsale in a heart beat!

Laura said...

Tricia Helfer and Katee Sackhoff = WIN

Style Grrl said...

I love Tank Top Tuesday! I think I might put one on in commemoration.

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