Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Maggie’s Secret

I like Maggie Gyllenhaal, I really do. I think she is talented and darn sexy in movies like “Secretary” and “Mona Lisa Smile.” But these photos, well, these photos sort of scare me. Maggie is the latest spokesmodel for Agent Provocateur lingerie (taking over from Kate Moss, no less). But instead of titillating me, the above shot just reminds me I need to schedule my annual gynecological check up. And this next one has me coming to the uncomfortable realization that Mame had great abs.Mostly, I think it’s the lingerie itself that’s throwing me off. I’m not really a big fan of the lacy stuff. I mean, I enjoy a woman in her unmentionables as much as the next (gay) gal, but I don’t need all the ruffles and gossamer. And I definitely don’t need the head gear and bat wings. But let’s keep the stockings, shall we? Yes, definitely, keep the stockings.

11 comments:

CoffeeDog said...

I'm with ya wrt the head gear; that's for older ladies.

Amanda said...

mmm

Shannon said...

I could imagine retro/rockabilly chicks really getting into this campaign. She's makes a great (naughty) pin-up girl :)

delurk said...

Major turn off. Yuck.
An Older Lady

Anonymous said...

you're funny

Plush said...

With the gossamer bat wings she is tied up to the headboard, I can handle bat wings when bondage is involved.

C said...

see, i quite like the turban!

i *definitely* like the tied to the chair one.

Anonymous said...

The tied in the chair is hot... but where is her vagina in that shot? Guess they cropped that out??

muscleyarm said...

Oh god, it's like looking at titillating pictures of my grandmother. Not something I'd seek out. Ever. Sorry grandma, but I'd say the same thing about myself 10 years from now.

Anonymous said...

womens in stocking are so sexy and hot i wish my wife will have stockings every day

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