Wednesday, September 05, 2007
I like Maggie Gyllenhaal, I really do. I think she is talented and darn sexy in movies like “Secretary” and “Mona Lisa Smile.” But these photos, well, these photos sort of scare me. Maggie is the latest spokesmodel for Agent Provocateur lingerie (taking over from Kate Moss, no less). But instead of titillating me, the above shot just reminds me I need to schedule my annual gynecological check up. And this next one has me coming to the uncomfortable realization that Mame had great abs.Mostly, I think it’s the lingerie itself that’s throwing me off. I’m not really a big fan of the lacy stuff. I mean, I enjoy a woman in her unmentionables as much as the next (gay) gal, but I don’t need all the ruffles and gossamer. And I definitely don’t need the head gear and bat wings. But let’s keep the stockings, shall we? Yes, definitely, keep the stockings.