Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Tank Top Tuesday: Music Edition

Music makes the people get together. Or at least that’s what Madonna said at the Super Bowl. But I think it also makes the people get sweaty. And when the people get sweaty, might I suggest they wear a tank top? Yeah. You saw that one coming. Today, as you might have guessed from the thrice-as-nice Pink, is all about musicians getting their tank top on. Or as Pink also illustrates, a little bit off.

Alicia KeysWas anyone else all “Whaaaat?” when you learned she was married to the CEO of Megauploads?

Brandi CarlileI had to miss her when she was in my area. I still have not forgiven myself.

Ani DiFrancoThere’s just something about a woman straddling a chair. And that something is hot.

FeistIs she going to give us some new music again? Soon, please.
p.s. Shoot, she did? Damn, never mind me & the rock I live under...

Michelle BranchI understand she’s gone country. If she keeps wearing stuff like this, I say yeehaw.

Tegan & SaraRemember when I met them over the summer? They definitely weren’t wearing this eye shadow then.

Missy HigginsShe went blonde. I know I’m not supposed to be noticing that, but oh well.

Meshell NdegeocelloPut on “Beautiful” for your girl and try to not get laid. Hint: It is impossible.

Emily HainesI could watch her dance around and play the tambourine on stage forever.

See, Madonna was right. Looking at musicians in their tank tops made us people come together. Happy Tuesday, kittens.


Anonymous said...

feist recently released an album you know... :)

Anonymous said...

Number one thought after reading your post: Omigod I am utterly gay. Number two thought completely unrelated: BOMB GIRLS! GET AMONGST IT.

Anonymous said...

It IS true that Alicia Keys is married to Swizz Beatz. However, per this mtv.com exclusive, he is NOT the CEO of Megauploads: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1677691/megaupload-swizz-beatz.jhtml

Anonymous said...

My food pal Vigilant analyses Madonna's Super Bowl extravaganza:

"When I learned that Madonna – aka the Grand Priestess of the music industry – would be performing at the Superbowl halftime show, I thought: “This should be interesting”. And it was. While most were amazed by a woman in her fifties dancing around with LMFAO and others were annoyed at her lip-syncing, I was interested with something else: the flurry of symbolism flashed to billions of viewers worldwide. While most considered Madonna’s performance as an entertaining interlude to the most important football game of the year, those blessed with symbol-literacy will probably agree with the following statement: Madonna’s halftime show was a big celebration of the Illuminati industry and of its Grand Priestess, Madonna."



Anonymous said...

Vigilant was not the only one to comment either. This from the 'New York Observer' (excuse me, the who?):

"Most interesting for fans of Illuminati symbolism may be the detail that Madonna’s halftime show improved upon the ratings of Bruce Springsteen’s 2009 show by 20 percent and the Black Eyed Peas’ 2011 show by one percent."


Erm, why would we observers of Illuminati symbolism care two figs about that one percentage point??? Very strange comment indeed!


LK said...

Sorry lame but..

Anyone else missing like half the photos recently? My company must block one of the photo sites you started using?

So sad :(

Carmen SanDiego said...

prop 8 is unconstitutional, Smash's rating were good, Madonna announced a new tour and Gaga showed her stage.
It's a good day to be gay

L said...

umm you should very much be not forgiving yourself for missing brandi and be searching fervently to find a way to see her to make up for your mistake.....it is LIFECHANGING!!!!!!
oh and thanks for all the amazingly hot chicks in tanks :)

HARPER said...

i wish every tuesday was tank top tuesday! wahoo!

Anonymous said...

I thought of a certain woman as soon as I saw the topic for this post, and as she is not on the list I feel I must share her with you, for the sake of sexy musician women appreciation everywhere (and I know how much you like your sexy scowlers :D). I present to you Cristina Scabbia, lead singer of Lacuna Coil and one of the most gorgeous things to come out of Italy since pretty much ever:



I've seen her perform twice now, and each time my mind nearly exploded from all the sexy. She and Robyn are fighting it out in my head for the title of sexiest creature ever to grace a stage with their awesomeness. and fantastic pants.
I've never commented here before, so let me say that your blog is lovely, you are lovely, and I wish you happy things and many pretty women. Enjoy, dearie.

Anonymous said...

Not one of those chicks did it for me. How about Claudia Black, Lena Headey, Anna Torv. I'd even take Rachel on glee over these.