Friday, April 11, 2014

My Weekend Crush

So yesterday someone threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton while she was giving a speech in Las Vegas. She wasn’t hurt, or hit, and the offending hurler was promptly arrested. But afterward our former Secretary of State and current Coolest Lady on the Planet was quick with a joke. And, kittens, what a joke it was.

“Thank goodness she didn’t play softball like I did.”

That’s right, suckers, our future President of the United States played softball. I feel like this is important information I should have already know. I feel like a little bit less of a lesbian for not knowing it. But now that I know, I will cherish this information forever. Man, do I want this lady to be the leader of the free world. I am so ready for Hillary. Happy weekend, all.

12 comments:

Voo said...

this just about made my day :)

Cheerybub said...

Sorry, but please, please, I beg of you to do some homework regarding Hillary. She is a banker backed CFR puppet who wants nothing less than to perpetuate the war on "terror" and the assault on our rights as Americans, etc...

If you think a peace prize winner who drone bombs innocent women and children in countries we aren't at war with is insane just wait for what Hillary will do.

What basis do you support her on? Because she is a women? Otherwise, it seems to me she is a lying corporate shill, her track record indicates as much-- just like the rest of them..

Didn't we just learn with obama not to listen anymore?
It doesn't matter what they campaign on or promise or say. The opposite will be done. Just look around!!

(Btw I was a huge fan of the Clinton's until I "woke up")

Carmen SanDiego said...

I am so goinna campaign for her

Tristen said...

@cherrybub

You do know Hillary is a politian don't you and not running for Sainthood ? When has any President of the United States of America not had to make difficult decisions on warfare or be responsible for casualties ? What leader of any country have to shoulder these responsibilities ?

I assume since you attach Hilary and Obama here you would prefer G W Bush back in office ?

And please tell me which politian does not accept money from special interest groups ? Maybe the Billionaire candidates who are there own special interest group.

Maybe, just maybe we should let a woman run things for awhile. The men have been running this place since Jamestown.

cheerybub said...

It isn't about the fake two party paradigm. I don't back either corporate "faction" or "party". I used obama as a shining example of someone who literally is doing the exact opposite of what he said he would and no one cares. Instead they make excuses for him. My god, how many innocent little kids and women has he drone bombed? In countries we aren't at war with!! uhm that is criminal and not fitting a peace prize winner. Sorry. And Ndaa? Fast and furious? Promises of transparency and he is the least, the least, transparent in recent history! And on and on. He is accelerating the neo con Bush/Cheney agenda! Hello! Hope and change? Really? And I detested the bush regime...

With the help of the corporate media a brainwashed public heeds to this absurd two party system. Corporations are now people and can spend as much as they wish! So, essentially our govt as we knew it is over. actually has been for awhile.

There is no difference in reality between the left and right. As Obama has proven in his international policy.
It doesn't matter what is said, it's about what is done. And when you have the media lying for you and running cover it reaches Orwellian levels of hypocrisy and absurdity.

Hillary is a CFR stooge who will do the bidding of her masters. Period. She isnt going to "change" anything and she will have us engaged in more superfluous "war" and continue to sell out this nation like her predecessors have. Bush, Clinton, Obama, they are all the same. Corporate banker backed puppets. Sorry, I grew out of puppet shows a long time ago...

The whole system is f@&$!'. Congress does not represent us anymore in case you didn't notice. They are bought and paid for. And groups like AIPAC wield way way too much power.

It's time for real change. Drastic change to get us back on track. But we have been bought off with iPads and iPhones and have become narcissistic morons who refuse to see the writing on the wall.

Have you noticed the nazi style police forces we have in this country now? people like homeless man kelly Thomas, a schizophrenic, beaten to death by policeman! One cop says to him "see these fists? They are about to f@&$ you up". And they did. To death! What's more ---they went to trial and got off despite extremely disturbing video evidence! Corporate media missed telling you that one huh?YouTube that and ask if you think you are In America anymore. There are countless examples of police violence out of control lately. This is hope and change? Look at the current state of affairs in Nevada with the bundy ranch. More federal tyranny. Ask yourself why we no longer have a real press corps....

I don't put any stock in any of these evil corporate banker backed scumbags---bush, Obama, Clinton, are all the same in my book. I refuse to be the victim of this divide and conquer two party paradigm lie!!

The founding fathers warned against political parties and did not like them. Federalist papers nine and ten. Why? Because they saw how easy it is to buy them off and use the system to their advantage.

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton does Israel's bidding. Period. How many more American men and women have to die for israel in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, etc..
Israel is an apartheid state violating basic human rights and trying to play victim at the same time.

Ask the little kids in Palestine how cute they think it is that Hillary played softball, bet they'll laugh it right up!!

Clearly you don't know what you're talking about..if you did, you would see this evil scumbag for what she is...

Tristen said...

Looks like Hilary has hit a nerve .. A Republican nerve ! You Hilary HATERS make me laugh !!!

Cheerybub said...

Can you read? I am not a republican. Is that hard to comprehend? I don't play the two party paradigm game. I can't imagine following a system in which there are ever two possible choices to a problem.

You two party LEMMINGS make me laugh....

You are allowed to think for yourself...FYI

Feel free to address the things I brought up....

Anonymous said...

"You're all brainwashed! You no good public! You need to wake up!You morons!You! You! (not me) And then you again! And corporations!" Sorry, such a follower...this isn't a thing we're doing now? Oh good. I was internally worried even while blaming everyone.

Anonymous said...

another wonderful woman, the wife of former iceland prime minister. a very enjoyable interview, worth the time to watch. pls write about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OsNUg3JTmg

Helena said...

Played softball and such a quick brain to boot. What's not too like?

egghead said...

I had a completely different reaction to this incident. I found myself being really scared for Hillary (I voted for Obama, btw). And it turns out the woman who threw shoe was/is totally psychotic and in severe need of treatment. Look it up. I just could not go there with the politics, it was too upsetting.