Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Tank Top Tuesday

Naya Rivera

Oh, basic white tank top. How simple you are. Yet how undeniably effective. Sure, other colors are also nice. Your blacks. Your blues. Heck, even your reds. But the white tank top, well, it’s just a classic. What it does is really focus our attention on what’s in the tank top, as opposed to the tank itself. The way it hugs the form is almost workmanlike, yet exposes a natural womanliness. It’s the perfect conduit for unadulterated sexiness. Sheer yet still a statement. Right, so are you buying any of this? Have I prattled on for a sufficient amount of time to justify just showing you the hot ladies in white tank tops now? Or have you not heard a single word I’ve said because for the last five minutes you’ve been staring at Naya Rivera with your mouth open and a thin line of drool forming on your chin? I know, two days in a row with the drool on your screens. So perhaps before proceeding today, might I suggest a bib?

Lena HeadeyI’m pretty sure Lena is laughing at my attempt to wax eloquent about the white tank top. I am totally OK with that as long as she keeps wearing one.

Yvonne StrahovskiWhat? I’m sorry. Have you been standing there long? My brain stopped working temporarily for some unknown reason and I had to do a full system reboot. Oh my God, is that Yvonne in a... Dammit, not again. Control-Alt-Delete.

Cote de PabloJust think, if things had gone differently on “NCIS” maybe Cote would be the one having eye sex and TGTGT with Angie Harmon on “Rizzoli & Isles” instead of Sasha Alexander. Man, just thinking about what those subtext recaps would be like is tripping me out.

Minka KellyDoes it make me a very bad lady if I tell you I’ve decided to skip the new “Charlie’s Angels,” or a very good one?

Jordana BrewsterI probably won’t watch Jordana’s new remake, “Dallas,” either. But I will search the network press site for pictures of her in a tank top. So, you know, win-win.

Zoe KravitzOf course the daughter of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz is gorgeous. Of course.

WARNING: The last picture is NSFW. Thank the technology gods for smartphones, eh?

Karina LombardThis is like Tank Top Tuesday and Naked Lady Monday had a love child, make that twins.

13 comments:

!? said...

Karina is super hot , miss her in the L word, but only in Season 1.

Florence said...

Oh Lena... And now I have to rewatch Imagine Me and You for the 1000th time.

Alice said...

omg tank top tuesday is the best!

Anonymous said...

You are a truly wonderful human being. Thank you.

Kiwi said...

Oh my my my - pretty much all i can get out..THAT last picture....oh my my my

Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus Christ Almighty Yvonne Strahovski

Bette Porter said...

Today's post is almost like you were performing a public service for lesbians. Bless you. And my imaginary girlfriend Lena Headey is just like Jello - there's always room for more.

Shannon said...

I keep forgetting the best part of Tuesday, besides being Tank Top Tuesday, is that it's also Tank Top Tuesday TV---Poppy Montgomery on 'Unforgettable' every Tuesday night... major use of tank tops going on on that show AND major arm porn too!!

SIGH!

So happy that we have TTT x 2.

Althena said...

Move over Friday! Dorothy has given us new days to look forward to: Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays....

Anonymous said...

Lombard is not a actress ,awful playing in bad french series,meh....
only YS for me on this thread,hey Dorothy,DListers ??

Laura said...

Oh my Gods YES!!!! Poppy's Tank tops and arm porn makes my week!!!

iamsamART said...

I remember this pic of Karina. It's from her Playboy spread. I was too young to buy it myself so I had an older friend go in and get it for me, Lol. Ah, good times :)

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, could anyone tell me what's the name of the photoshoot Karina Lombard made? Can't find it anywhere!