Oh. My. God. Y'all! Please, let this not be true. Britney Spears may actually be pregnant. Again. Let this be just idle tabloid fodder. For the love of all that is right and good in this world, let her not spew forth another spawn.
The universe cannot be subject to ANOTHER sculpture of Britney giving birth on a bear-skin rug. As her genius spouse would say, "Y'all Aint Ready." Word.