Tuesday, November 22, 2011

SGALGG: Thankful Edition

Cate Blanchett & Nicole Kidman

You know what we haven’t done in a while? Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals, or what I like to call SGALGG – that acronym that sounds like you’re choking on a cracker. But this being a week where we give thanks to what we’re thanksful for, I am thankful for how delicious two straight ladies look when they’re acting totally gay. Also, cheese. I’m thankful for cheese. But mostly the thing about how beautiful two women can look together. Like, for instance, Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman. Now that is an attractive couple anyone would be delighted to invite over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Lea Michele & Michelle ChoHow dare she cheat on Dianna like this.

Lisa Edelstein & Dianna AgronDianna, as you can see, did not take Lea’s indiscretion lightly.

Emily Blunt & Allison JanneyIt is taking all of Emily’s will power not to look down.

Tracie Thoms Shanola Hampton & Emmy RossumShanola* is all, “Honey, not here. Later, later.”

*Apologies, she looks so much like Tracie in that picture. Also, I’ve never seen Shameless.


Mary McCormack, Gina Gershon & Kathryn HahnIn Gina’s defense, Mary clearly doesnt care if people look her in the eyes or not.

Jennifer Carpenter & Julie BenzIf only Deb and Rita had dated instead. For one thing, Rita would probably still be alive.

Maggie Q & Aisha TylerIf they just keep smiling, maybe no one will notice the piece of Maggie’s jacket Aisha ripped out earlier while, um, you know.

Gillian Anderson & Kate WinsletNow Kiss. Now Kiss. Now Kiss. NOW KISS.

Olivia Wilde & Sasha AlexanderSo, admittedly, they’re not doing anything particularly gay together here. But seeing them together is making all women all over the planet gay.

16 comments:

happyonatuesday said...

Thank you for this !!!

Jamie said...

I love SGALGG, they make this gay gal act even more gay. ;) I'm thankful for Snarker this week too. Have a great holiday. Rizzles subtext caps next week!! Oh, the excitement. :D

Lisa said...

Beautiful. Like how you got so many of the Glee girls in, even though you left out, you know....

Rizz Rustbolt said...

Actually, that's just Gina Gershon being Gina Gershon.

selenyx said...

I'm so glad you left some place for the cheese ^^

Of all your great categories, SGALGG is my second favorite (after tank-top tuesdays of course ^^), thank you!

Mia said...

Oh My God what a magnificent edition Miss Snarker!

Where to begin... is that 1st pic real? i mean, cate and nic?

gilian and kate totally did it :D

and sacha has such kind eyes, they're so apoealing... right olivia?!

thanks for this, you're preiceless ;)

Mia said...

oh jizaz, i meant "appealing" and "priceless"... sorry

jennifer said...

wow, for once meryl didn't make it into a sgalgg post. she's the gayest straight gal out there.. sometimes i think she actually tries to pose with women just so she can make it into your sgalgg posts.
i love the kate/gillian pic. kate also never lets us down in the sgalgg category.

Anonymous said...

That isn't Tracie Thoms in the picture with Emmy Rossum. It's her Shamless co-star Shanola Hampton.

Olivia said...

Where did the pic with Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman came from?

*please say "their next movie together"*

The Locker Room said...

Hot. Totally love this. I'm all for Kate Winslet and Gillian kissing too! Love the Jennifer Carpenter/Julie Benz shot!

Anonymous said...

WOW! Thanks and enjoy your holiday week!! Cgrrl

weltatem said...

OMG, Gillian and Kate.

Snarker, you have SO got our number.

Please, gods of casting, make a lesbian high drama/romance happen with them RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhh, Gillian & Kate!

Anonymous said...

I still believe everyone is gay :) ha ha ha... Btw I am having problems reading your posts on the app and I'm dying not to be able to read ur posts!!!! Help please ... New updated app sucks!!!

Kellz said...

The Shanola Hampton and Emmy Rossum picture is giving me everything right now!