You can suck it. You can totally, totally suck it. You're damn right, I'm taking it personally. No one insults my fake wife (yes, that's right, we've taken our fake relationship to the next level) and gets away with it.
And the fact that you're REAL LIVE INTERNET POSTERS, well, that just means you can suck it even harder. Part of me is just jealous because she took the time to read your posts. But the other part of me is just incensed that even after getting name dropped on national television by Tina fucking Fey, you're still haters.
On the flip side, that she would take the time to mention actual online commenters in her acceptance speech is the polar opposite of what it means to suck it. See, I knew there was a reason I fake proposed and she fake accepted.
p.s. Also the polar opposite of sucking it: Kate Winslet, Sally Hawkins and Salma Hayek's bossoms