Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Kate's glorious globes

Kate Winslet has had, by all accounts, a very good week. First she picks up two new Golden Globes. Then Oprah compliments her on her actual golden globes. When The Almighty O says she loves your real breasts, you know you have made it. In fact, the Oscar seems like almost an afterthought after Oprah blesses your boobs.


Well, I've got to hand it to O, she has good taste. Kate's real breast are lovely. Whether racing for sanctuary or just setting our hearts racing, they are a thing of beauty to behold. God bless Kate's real breasts, every one. [Click any to embiggen, for prayer purposes.]

Kate Winslet
Kate Winslet

p.s. Her bum ain't too bad either. And when I say “ain't too bad,” I mean thud. Just think how Oprah could wax eloquent on that.

35 comments:

rodin said...

Thank you!!

wyrmoftheflame said...

Oh. My. GOD.

I just....I want to thank the academy and my friends, co-workers and some ex-bitches for bringing me to this site. And I need to thank Dorothy, very, very, very much.
THANK YOU!

Anonymous said...

Cheers!
This blog is getting better and better!

VVT7 said...

OMG, I actually made a little choking noise. Hope no-one at work noticed!

Joan said...

Oh wow. This woman get's to me every single time. I'm all dizzy after these wonderful pictures!

Anonymous said...

Damn!!!!

Anonymous said...

best.day.ever.

Random said...

Wauw. I just... Wauw!!!

Alexandra said...

I actually met her outside of a NYC gallery once. -She was getting out of a cab. I told her I thought she was great, and I loved what she stood for and how much that means for women. And she was just sooooo lovely. Those eyes are killer in person. I topped it all off and told her that I had had the WORST crush on her for 5 years or so, and she said, "Oh, come here! You're quite lovely! Give me a hug!" and I did, and a kiss on the cheek. Droooooool. She just keeps getting better.

bets said...

I've never wanted to be a chair so bad in my life.

DJ Spinster said...

Yummy!!!

J9 said...

That's the way to jump start a morning! Goodness! Blonde woman with real body parts and is willing to show them! sigh.

tlsintx said...

oh. thud, indeed. someone help me up?

May said...

Thank you thank you thank you for posting that last picture!

Pyewacket said...

Oh. My. Word.

There was a comment forming in my brain to post...and then funny enough, it all got away from me the moment I saw Kate's backside.

What a joy to behold.

And to be held.

Just sayin'.

Wow.

:P

sam991 said...

What legs!

Anonymous said...

I just love it when women isolate other women's body parts for critique and comment.... NOT! Geez, proof positive that misogyny has become completely invasive, so much so that even lesbians -- the traditional fierce outlaws of anti-woman sentiment -- have succumbed. Come on Snarker, I expect more from you.

tlsintx said...

Dear Last Anonymous,

Don't mistake worship for objectification...
I detect no anti-woman sentiment here.

let me dance said...

is it real? the last pic?
ah,, i can't stop laughing..
o..man~

beside, she got two trophies.
i didn't see it on TV,
when was it?

thank you for the post.

let me dance said...

um..i mean she looks nice,
what i can't believe about the
last pic, is it possible to ask
her pause it?

she's kind of world star,
you know titanic.
it was ah~ really romantic+up sat
movie cus jack dead. so stupid..
anyway, i feel i'm missing something but whatever i don't get it. somehow..oh! is it about the new movie? then maybe possible.

see you ds! ^^

dc said...

I loved all the boob shots. But I cringed at the butt shot. Somehow it seemed too..porny.

squeebs said...

oh, dear Miss Snarker. how long--oh how long--have you been waiting to use *that* headline?

lovely post, all of it.

Judybusy said...

Very nice! But...I must admit sometimes I've thought what the anonymous poster brought up, about the singling out of female parts. Now, I love ogling, but this has occured to me before. Why is it OK for us to do it, here, but we criticize it elsewhere?

The best comparison I can make is regarding Selma Hayak's breasts in that red dress--as seen on 30 Rock. Drooled at 'em here, was irritated when Letterman or Leno pointed out the same shot. Please, I'm just looking for justification to enjoy Ms. Snarker guilt free ;)

flamethrower said...

Girrrllll! No you di 'ent! You did not put that bootylicious picture up in dat post!!!

whooha said...

Good Lord, that woman is fabulous...

let me dance said...

ds, i can't see the new posting,
i saw part of it on my account,
but when i click it, it says
your blog doesn't have it.
why it works that way?

TheWeyrd1 said...

And Oprah wants us to think that Gayle is just her BFF... I think a woman who both notices AND comments on things protests too much...

Anonymous said...

I am generally always wowed by Kate Winslet's beauty and talent, but she was so completely gorgeous at the Golden Globes I had to stop and take a breath.

Thank you again for always bringing it with both Kate Winslet and Tina Fey.

Anonymous said...

Don't mistake worship for objectification...
I detect no anti-woman sentiment here.


Anon @ 1.30 pm to tlsintx

Singling out women's body parts is anti-woman because it:

- reinforces the notion that women are the sex class which

- creates a chasm between the sexes where females are seen as "other" and are oppressed accordingly

- ensures values and judgements ride soley on physical appearance.

That's harmful to all women.

Mia said...

God oh God, Kate is so... God-send

Steph R said...

Those golden globes make me proud to be British. :)

Annie said...

Duuuhhh...I think my brain just pooled out of my ears!

Kate - lovely and talented - the perfect lesbian fantasy! And what a wonderful fake wife she makes too!

Anonymous said...

to anon @11:13

"- creates a chasm between the sexes where females are seen as "other" and are oppressed accordingly"


dear anon,
i see what you're saying and i don't want to appear to condone female objectification, but somehow, when women who love women gaze at women, does the dynamic change? where is the chasm between the sexes or the oppressed "other"? it is very interesting...

tlsintx said...

-whoops...that anonymous post at 8:20 am...twas me...sorry

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