So here goes. I’m going to ease back in nice and slowly with some pictures of what the ladies have been up to since the season finale. However, if I start having flashbacks, please put me in a dark, padded room for my own protection.
Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman at the GLAAD Media Awards.I swear, if those two get any hotter it will be illegal in three states. A few of you wrote in consternation over Laurel’s loose-waisted shift dress. Could this mean Tibette will be expecting next season? Well, since Laurel and her husband just adopted a baby girl, I’m going to go out on a limb and say no. Sometimes a shift dress is just a shift dress.
Marlee Matlin at a Dancing With The Stars party.Is it me or is Marlee relapsing into her L-ways with that hug? It’s a little, um, close.
Rachel Shelley on the cover of Diva magazine.Holy fucking hell. That is all.
Rose Rollins on the cover of Curve magazine.Holy fucking hell, those arms. That is all.
OK, now I think I can transition into video. Interestingly, all the women are guest starring on CBS shows. And CBS owns Showtime. Nah, there can’t be a connection.
Erin Daniels on CSI: NY.
I watched this live and was pleasantly surprised when
Kate Moennig on CSI: Miami.
Jet skits, lime-green bikinis, murder. Shane, girl, you’ve changed.
Rachel Shelley on Ghost Whisperer.
I’ve only watched this show once and was distracted from the story by Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage. I think that might have been the point. Part II is here, by the way.
And now, I think I can deliver the coup de grace. Seriously, get comfortable and find your happy place.Jennifer Beals (with an assist from Alexandra Hedison, Ilene Chaiken and Daniela Sea) at the V to the Tenth Vagina Monologues celebration in New Orleans.
I could kill for clearer video. And also for Jennifer’s boots. She’s wearing fishnets, by the way.
Doctor, I’m cured. Is it January yet?