Happy Sexy Halloween

I love me some All Hallow’s Eve. But I do not love “Sexy” costume trend. Sexy nurse. Sexy cop. Sexy pizza. Yes, sexy pizza. I have no problem with women being sexy on Halloween. I have a big fucking problem with the commercial mandate that women’s costumes be sexy. So in case you’re one of those last-minute costume people, might I suggest this reclaiming of our sexiness. You might have to improvise with crepe paper and some pink throws. But with a little tape and imagination I have every faith that all of you can craft your very own sexy vagina this Halloween. Wait, what am I talking about. You have them already. Happy Halloween, kittens.