I bet you were wondering where the SGALGG went. Don’t worry, kittens, I didn’t forget. It’s just that at this year’s Academy Awards there were also a bunch of actual Gay Gals Acting Like Gay Gays, in addition to the Straight Gals doing the same. So I thought why not celebrate them both. The GGALGG and the SGALGG. The real deals and those just expressing the most sincere form of flattery. Best of both worlds, I say.
Ellen & Portia
I really never get tired of seeing the Royal Gay Couple.
Evan Rachel Wood & Anna Paquin
I miss when Evan was on “True Blood.” It sucked a lot less then.
Angelina Jolie & Lupita Nyong’o
Look at Angie, trying to get a little sugar from Lupita.
Sarah Paulson & Jane Fonda
Count the hands. Who is goosing Sarah?
Angie & Sarah
Leave it to two gay ladies to find each other in a crowd and make clear after-party plans.
Annie Leibovitz & Penelope Cruz
Leave it to the gay lady to find the pretty lady, too.
Fran Lebowitz & Diane Lane
Lisa Bonet, Zoe Kravitz & Ellen Page
Two generations-worth of see above.
Bono, Portia & Ellen
No kissing boys. OMG, don’t you two know the rules?
Charlize Theron & Lupita
Can you blame them?
Lupita & Rosario Dawson
No, no you cannot.
Cate Blanchett & Jennifer Lawrence
Trying to slip her your room key, eh, Cate?
J-Law & The Friend She Nearly Took Down With Her
Aw, good to see they made up.
Meryl Streep & Glenn Close
In the absence of Emma Thompson, Meryl goes for the next best thing.
Liam Hemsworth, Ben Affleck & Chris Hemswoth
A Ben on slices of Hemsworth Brother sandwich for the bisexual ladies in the house (and gay boys).
Meryl & Pizza
Admittedly, this is the biggest love connection of the night.