Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Say Cheesus, what happened to your arms?

I love photography. I suck at it, but I love looking at other people’s work who don’t. I appreciate the skill that goes into a great shot. The composition, the lighting, the artistry. I can also appreciate that sometimes things can go awry – very, very awry. Like say, dear God, where the hell are her arms wrong. I mean, look what they did to poor Julianne Moore. Last time I checked she wasn’t appearing in a movie about a double amputee who walks around in hooker heels. Though, come to think of it, that movie has Oscar written all over it.

Liv TylerJesus, this missing arm thing is contagious.

Kate WinsletThey got Kate, too. No one is safe. Run! Run!

Natalie Portman
Don’t you just hate it when you get a piece of your delicious vegan, fair-trade, sustainably-farmed lunch caught way back in your molars?

Summer GlauSummer, on the other hand, looks like she is digging for a big, juicy piece of steak.

Marion Cotillard
Marion Cotillard
This is the classic, I have to pee but have no idea where the restrooms are pose.

Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz
Well, I guess that’s one way to solve the no restroom problem.

Marg HelgenbergerApproach with extreme caution, a feral animal is foaming at the mouth in the corner.

Keri RussellWhile she has all her limbs, nothing in her teeth and appears to have used the restroom before departure, this photo is still WRONG IN EVERY WAY.

9 comments:

allgood2 said...

LMAO! AT the Kerri Russell photo. She looks like she's getting ready to hump that teddy bear. Children cover your eyes. Kerri, really, if one must do that sort of thing… please don't let pictures be taken.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Julianne Moore and Kate Winslet are both incredibly beautiful.

kimber p said...

Kate...beautiful, sublime Kate...

thank you Ms. Snarker, you've made my day :)

pebbles said...

tip of the day: pam a looks almost classy and whereas the ideas for these photos may be a bit over-worked they still look good to me!

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=24190

liberalvocalist said...

this made my day as well. I was literally laughing out loud =]

The Notorious H.A.M. said...

Laughed right out loud. I really needed that.

Norma Desmond said...

God, thank you. That is just what I needed today. :)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious post!

I don't know who Marion Cotillard is (must Google), but I'm in love with her. And Kate Winslet.

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