L602: “Least Likely”
Cheaters vs. Martyrs. Smugs vs. Nakeds. Sanes vs. Insanes. Not since Paper vs. Plastic have the stakes been so high. Choose well and reap the rewards. Choose poorly and you could be stuck with a martyred smug insane person. Oh, wait, we already have one of those on the show. Well, if all else fails leave it to fate and let Rock, Paper, Scissors decide.
1) Welcome to your first installment of Who Wants Jenny Dead (WWJD for short, but so much less holy).2) Really, Ilene, really? You named the DJ Sunset Boulevard? Really?3) Of course Bette is always rock, of course.4) You're supposed to write what you know but this is ridiculous.5) This is exactly how Romeo and Juliet did it back in the day.6) Someone cleans up real nice.7) Helena is Switzerland. Nice, um, Alps.8) What I did on my summer vacation: Slept with my awesome boyfriend, grew a kickass beard, kept up my bitching campaign to bring back the Prince Valiant cut.9) Looks like the "Grey's Anatomy" people got their hands on "Lez Girls," too.10) Smug Jodi? Yeah, not a fan.11) Naked Joyce?Hello, megafan.12) Ripped from the headlines looks bad on Max, really bad.13) Anyone who makes Tasha and Alice go from this......to this is a bad, bad man.14) But it's nothing a little Mini Cooper sex can't fix.15) Daniela Sea must be really tired of picking up scripts and reading: “Max acts like a raging lunatic.”16) OK, but if Screech shows up I'm leaving.17) Check out the meat in that lesbo sandwich.18) See, now isn't......this better than......any dumb old.........murder mystery?19) Oh shit, is Ellen here?20) Well into the anger phase of grief, I see.21) Use extreme caution when approaching the crazy.22) The Shenny has landed. If you see a plague of locusts, run.
New Guestbian Count: Kelly (Elizabeth Berkley)
Best Line I: “You and Shane should work your shit out because this place is becoming like the black hole of Calcutta.” – Alice to Jenny
Best Line II: “Joyce! Cover your junk!” – Phyllis to Joyce
Best Line III: “Still a gay, eh Porter?” – Kelly to Bette
Never Mind All of Those, THIS Is The Best Line: “And don't get me started on the kids because where did those go?” – Alice talking about Helena
Worst Line: “Get on board, Tina. The train is not going to lezzie town.” – Skeezy producer guy