Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Tank Top Tuesday

Is it hot in here or is that just the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List? Last year’s reigning queen of the lesbian hotties, Leisha Hailey, must defend her crown as voting has begun for the 2008 list. (Be sure to get your vote in by May 15.) Is this pure prurient objectification? You betcha. And I like it. I revealed my Top 10 hotties last year when the inaugural list was launched and I thought I’d reveal my votes this year, too. The vast majority of my tastes remains the same. All my regulars are still there. But a few names have changed. Really, it’s an impossible task to keep it at 10 and I’m sure I’ll kick myself for missing someone. But, here they are. And in tank tops, no less. In no particular order.

Angelina JolieJodie FosterKate WinsletLena HeadeyMary-Louise ParkerTina FeyJennifer BealsPadma LakshmiSalma HayekHelen Mirren

Oh dear, I’m sorry, naughty dame Hellen Mirren doesn’t appear to be wearing a tank top… You don’t mind, do you? Well, I’ve shown you mine, now you show me yours.

32 comments:

TheWeyrd1 said...

snicker...well Ms. Snarker, my list is very similar to yours. Last Thursday I listed the next top 10 AFTER my voted top 10. I will say my number 1 every year is still Jodie Foster. However, the rest of the spots are pretty much up for grabs.

The Gentleman said...

in no particualar order;
Katee Sackhoff, Trisha Helfer, Lucy Lawless, Tina Fey, Jennifer Beals, Leisha Haley, Bridget McManus, Jill Bennett, Salma Hayek, Lena Headey

jess said...

Holy tanktops ;P

Anonymous said...

1. Michelle Rodriguez
2. Rose Rollins
3. Kate Winslet
4. Emma Thompson
5. Jennifer Garner
6. Maggie Gyllenhaal
7. Lisa Edelstein
8. Allison Janney
9. Ellen Page
10. Louise Lombard

;)

Alien Queen said...

For the record: Blake Lively, Lena Headey, Summer Glau, Marnie Alton, Jill Bennett, Bridget McManus, Christina Cox, Mandy Musgrave, Elizabeth Mitchell and Evangeline Lilly.

Anonymous said...

Lena Headey!!!
Angelina Jolie
Kate Walsh
Kate Beckinsale
Tina Fey
Charlize Theron
Kate Winslet
Famke Janssen
Ana de la Reguera
Marion Cotillard

Anonymous said...

Is it redundant to put Jennifer Beals 10 times? If not, 10-1 is Ms. JB. =)

kennedyismyhero said...

Like everyone else, in no particular order:

Padma Lakshmi, Gina Carano, Rose Rollins, Bridget Mcmanus, Patricia Vico, Angie Harmon, Cobie Smolders, Maura Tierney, Missy Peregrym, and Alexandra Hedison.

Can you tell I like brunettes? ;)

Hanna said...

Lena Headey, Kate Walsh, Lisa Edelstein, Emma Thompson, Maura Tierney, Katee Sackhoff, Angelina Jolie, Ellen Page, Mandy Moore, Naomi Watts

Penny Cillin said...

Except that spot at the top of the pile reserved for Jennifer Beals, the rest are in (almost) no particular order:

JB, Tina Fey, MLP, Idina Menzel, Erin Daniels, Lena Headey, Jodi Foster, Kate Winslet, Laurel Holloman, Kate Walsh.

I would say that I am a big fan of Brunettes. Meow!

Pyewacket said...

Anyone else having a really tough time of narrowing their list down to 10? OY! I want AE to come up with a 2nd list where we vote for the Cool 100...because really, think about it, most women, if they are not HOT...they are COOL...and most deserving of their own list. :)

amoeba-alisa said...

Oh dear, I seem to have made a mess.

Perhaps I should clean that up.

My only comment is... Kate Winslet? Really now? I'm all for women in tank tops but... Kate just doesn't blow my skirt up if you catch my drift.

Amanda said...

You forgot Natalie Portman. ;) Otherwise.. ditto

Amanda

Anonymous said...

Two words:

Gillian Anderson.....
If she were any more attractive, I'd have to hose myself down
every once in a while
Ditto Rachel Weisz

Penny Cillin said...

Oh yes, Gillian. Oh mama!!

dc said...

No order:

Ellen Page
Kate Walsh
Norah Jones
Sandra Oh
Tilda Swinton
Helen Mirren
Tina Fey
Julie Christie
Emily Deschanel
Juliette Binoche

V said...

Yes, a flawless list, well done. You've convinced me of the Winslet.
I'll add Rachel Shelly, Naomi Watts, Jen Garner, Susan Sontag.

Becky said...

Michelle Yeoh
(badass kung fu legend and hot)
Kristin Scott Thomas
(English and hot)
Dianne Lane (so hot)
Famke Janssen
(pointy and skinny but still hot)
Cate Blanchett
(environmentalist and hot)
Cécile de France (Belgian hot)
Tina Fey (hilarious and hot)
Rose Byrne (sweet and hot)
Natalie Portman
(a good human and hot)
Bridget Moynihan
(making up the numbers but still hot)

Anonymous said...

Jordana Brewster is smoking hott.

Judith said...

HELEN!

I'm new to the blog, but I have undying respect for any lesbian who posts photos of Helen Mirren on their blog. Guh, says I. Also Tina and Mary Louise are a big "yes, please." And I've never seen "Alice" looking so good. Mine would be, possibly out of order:

Marlee Matlin, Katherine Moennig, Eva Green, Helen Mirren, Merryl Streep, Audrey Tatou, Mary Louise Parker, Cate Blanchett, Miranda Otto, and Juliette Binoche.

But if it's not just actresses, Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls fits in somewhere.

Forgive any inevitable spelling errors.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love Tina Fey for the funny and Kate Winslet for the sexy, plus both are smart. I do love me some Padma also, but I'd get bored talking about food so much. I love food, but let's face it. Most mornings I have a can of Spaghetti-O's for breakfast. Over toast. I'm not a barbarian, afterall.

Hahn at Home said...

Thanks for the truly middle-aged woman - Helen Mirren - umph.

Anonymous said...

No order, my votes went to:

Angelina Jolie
Jodie Foster
Halle Berry
Emily Blunt
Catherine Zeta Jones
Kate Winslet
Kate Beckinsale
Charlize Theron
Meryl Streep
Madonna

imthey said...

Damn! Ms. Snarker, you've done it once again and invaded my brain...

Among my list this year:(inpo) Bridget McManus, Jill Bennett, Leisha Hailey, Cathy DeBuono, and Sara Ramirez among others who for now I'll leave unnamed... or maybe it's just the fact that since we were only given 10 choices and I have far more in my head that I can't remember the others I included on my list right now!
I love all of your choices and wholeheartedly agree with your selections... kudos!

virgotex said...

I had

Leisha
Mirren
Beals
Parker
Fey

but then we diverged:

Katee Sackhoff
Mary McDonnell
Rachel Maddow
Leonor Watling
(where are the watling dykes, anyway?)

and I can't remember who my #10 was....

virgotex said...

Laura Linney, that was it

Lezlie Mac said...

I would say something like:
Leisha Hailey, Jodie Foster, Sara Quin, Famke Janssen, Jennifer Connelly, Tina Fey, Cate Blanchett, Jill Bennett, Ellen Page, Laura Linney

10 really isn't enough to pay a tribute to all the lovely ladies out there..
and all their tank tops...

Nina said...

Jennifer Beals
Padma Lakshmi
Kate Winslet
Natalie Portman
Tina Fey
Laura Linney
Laurel Holloman
Rosario Dawson
America Fererra
Ellen Page

bluntspoon said...

That is the most excessively airbrushed phot of Jodie Foster I have ever seen. Even her HAIR is airbrushed. Clearly some people need to learn that there's no point touching up what's already perfect..

Anonymous said...

In no particular order -- except for #1:

Meryl Streep
Frances McDormand
Mary-Louise Parker
Laura Linney
Audra McDonald
Sara Ramirez
Julie Christie
Helen Mirren
Emma Thompson
Kate Winslet

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