Look, I’m no fan of the Greeting Card Industrial Complex. But I am a fan of love. And I am a fan of the occasional good cry. So on this, that most militantly romantic of days, let us all feel the love together through the tears. Remember, even while it may not seem like it sometimes, there are plenty of Dug the Dogs out there in the world. And they have only to meet you to love you. So keep heart and happy Valentine’s Day, kittens. Also, you look very pretty today. I don’t say that enough. But it’s true.