Thursday, December 17, 2009

SGALGG: Love your television edition

Joan & Peggy

Look, I realize we’re all on a “Glee” high right now (congrats Jane and Lea for those Golden Globe nods – and Matthew, but mostly that’s just for your lesbian hair). But Lea Michele and Dianna Agron aren’t the only TV co-stars who can bring award caliber SGALGG. In fact, many a leading ladies get extracurricularly touchy feely with each other. Those long hours on the set between takes with nothing to do but hang out and look longingly at one another naturally leads to a lot of Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals situations. It’s like they know we’re writing the femflash already, so why not help us along. I mean, how can you look at that picture and not know that Joan and Peggy were made for each other?

NCIS: Pauley Perrette & Cote de PabloThe T-shirt says it all.

Grey’s Anatomy: Kate Walsh & Katherine HeiglKatherine seems to be protecting her delicate areas. It’s like she knows Kate is, um, grabby.

Weeds: Mary-Louise Parker & Elizabeth PerkinsHand placement is everything.

The Vampire Diaries: Kayla Ewell & Nina DobrevThey really, really shouldn’t have killed off Vicki.

Gossip Girl: Michelle Trachtenberg & Leighton MeesterEveryone is all about Serena and Blair, but that look says little Dawnie has some plans of her own – naughty plans.

Damages: Glenn Close & Rose ByrneOK, it’s a little May-December, but think of the delicious power struggle that would ensue.

30 Rock: Jane Krakowski & Katrina BowdenFooled you by not using Tina, didn’t I?

Modern Family: Sofía Vergara & Julie BowenI hear they don’t get along on the set. But, clearly, that’s a cover to hide the sexual tension. Clearly.

Criminal Minds: Kirsten Vangsness, A.J. Cook
& Paget Brewster
Granted, Kirsten is a GG instead of a SG. But A.J. and Paget look incredibly eager to, shall we say, experiment.

Glee: Jenna Ushkowitz, Lea Michele & Amber RileyWhat, you thought I’d forget “Glee” entirely?

Glee: Jessalyn Gilsig & Jayma MaysCould you imagine if Terri and Emma hooked up instead? Best of all, there’d be no need to fake any sort of pregnancy.

Like I was saying, God bless television.

17 comments:

frannie said...

I have such a crush on Jayma Mays....something about her just screams... "HOLD ME!"

Love these!!

Anonymous said...

Hmm, Jayma Mays is looking slightly lesbic in that photo!

Vikki said...

Jayma has got the Lesbian Hand Tuck down.

jamieringo said...

December! Come on, Glenn Close is only 62 -- I'll give you early-October, but not December.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

What is the lesbian haircut. I love the women on criminal minds and I have a woman crush on Kate Walsh, I think she is absolutely gorgeous.

vdpro said...

yay, Walsh and Heigl! hehe, I was always convinced that Addison and Izzie were totally sleeping together :D and so were Emily and JJ for that matter :D

Sarah from Chicago said...

The funny thing is ... I've heard a rumour that Paget Brewster's character on 'Criminal Minds', Emily Prentiss, is going to come out as gay in the coming season sometime.

Now, it's just a rumour, but the character SCREAMS gay. I don't watch much TV (no, honestly, really, I actually don't), but Criminal Minds is something I will actually make sure I make time to watch if I can.

And so, even given my atrocious gayday, which has to be the worst gaydar in the history of all lesbian women (I seem to always crush on straight women), even I could tell the character had HUGE gay potential. So here's hoping.

*fingers crossed*

Anonymous said...

Jayma Mays is soo cute <3

And Jenna Ushkowitz. Mmm...

Anonymous said...

okay, some of these are quite gay-acting (NCIS, Weeds, Gossip Girl), and some of these are just people putting their arms around each other because it's something you do in a photograph (Damages, both Glees).

(I think the only reason I'm getting defensive is because you can absolutely tell the difference between the gay-acting-ness of Lea and Dianna and the cordial posing of Lea and Amber and Jenna. Just sayin'.)

Nan said...

A couple of years ago Didn't Mary-Louise Parker once say, during an awards acceptance speech, that she could "kiss Elizabeth Perkins all day"?

I'd swear it.

Clare said...

While Leighton and Michelle do look kinda gay, there is nothing gayer than Bleighton.

http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/237132.html

http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/180143.html#cutid1

http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/133024.html#cutid1

http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/42784.html#cutid1

http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/299798.html

Anonymous said...

I love Jayma and Jessalyn. Plus, in the behind-the-scenes for the Will/Emma kiss, Jessalyn comes onto the set and Jayma shouts "I'LL KISS YOU TOO JESSALYN!" I hope she followed through with that.

Norma Desmond said...

I think that the Modern Family one would make me happiest...

However, like many others have mentioned, is it just me, or does Jayma have the lesbian hand-in-pocket thing down pat? Of course, some of that may or may not be my own wishful thinking...

Vale said...

LOL! I am wearing, RIGHT NOW, the same exact shirt Pauley Perrette is wearing in that picture...except mine is light blue. AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

Lea Michele and Diana Agron actually are gay, though, and they're not doing anything to hide it. So though other co-stars may get touchy-feely, these two are the real deal and should come out for all the gay teenagers out there who watch glee.

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yay, Walsh and Heigl! hehe, I was always convinced that Addison and Izzie were totally sleeping together :D and so were Emily and JJ for that matter :D

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