I’ve always had a thing for Rosario Dawson. She has such magnificent architecture to her face. Volumes could be written on her jaw line alon...

Life needs a blooper reel. Like, say, you’re going about your day and trip on an imaginary rock while walking into the office. Blooper reel!...

Sometimes I’m amazed a show like “Glee” makes it on to network TV at all. It’s not that we don’t deserve to see the subject matter (and jazz...

I have a theory. OK, it’s not so much a theory as I have eyes. Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester are the same person. Not just look alike or ...

Hello, Monday. It seems every few days while checking my blog stats I’ll come across someone who found me by searching “Naked Lady Athletes...

One of my many dirty little secrets is that I don’t always find Sarah Silverman all that funny. Sometimes, sure – fucking hilarious. But oth...

Dear Christina Hendricks, We, the assorted gay ladies of the world, apologize for hitting on you. OK, that’s a lie. We do not apologize for ...

[ Image via Prancing Maura ] They’re baaaack! Yes, kittens, the Rizzoli & Isles Subtext Recaps are back. Please express your joy in numb...

So, I had this wondrously wicked rant planned on ageism in Hollywood. I mentioned the space-time continuum and wormholes and the very fabric...

Kids can be cruel. This is nothing new. Human can be cruel, period. Bullies have been around since the beginning of time. But that doesn’t m...

Hot, fresh, steaming Rizzoli & Isles Retro Subtext Recaps start up next week at AfterEllen. Until then, just imagine how quickly Jane co...

Freckles. I want to... They make me... I just can’t help... Freckles, everywhere.

That episode made no fucking sense. But Brittany as Britney made me want to lick my television. If I wasn’t watching with my mom, I might ha...

I have a lot of complicated feelings about Jodie Foster. On the one hand, she is my first girl crush and my favorite brilliant, independent...

Now if this photo doesn’t make you think about the very opposite of the start of a work week, I’ve failed in the most fundamental sense poss...

You guys, I love Heather Morris. No, really, I love her . Brittany and Sue are in a death match for my heart on “Glee.” It’s like in those c...

Look, I know. “Glee” and “Modern Family” and “Parks & Recreation.” Wheee! I love all these shows, I watch all these shows, I laugh like ...

I love movies because, unlike most TV, they are an experience shared at the same time in the same room with a bunch of strangers. Now, don’t...