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Friday, January 15, 2010

My Weekend Crush

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Back when I first saw Marlee Matlin in “Children of a Lesser God,” I remember being impressed. How could you not be? In her film debut she p...
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Thursday, January 14, 2010

God bless the child

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When the homes fall down and the hospitals fall down and the presidential palace falls down, it puts everything in our lives in instant pers...
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I’m with Coco

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Look, middle-aged white men aren’t the focus of this blog. I know that. That has not changed. But this Conan/Leno late night clusterfuck is ...
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Do you want me to seduce you

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So, my suspicions have been confirmed. “Chloe” does look good, like mindfuck and the more, um, traditional kind of fuck good. From its first...
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Monday, January 11, 2010

Fuck it

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Do not let those motherfuckers fool you; sometimes you need to swear. That’s right, goddammit, I’m talking about cursing. It’s natural, nece...
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Friday, January 08, 2010

My Weekend Crush

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If you judge a person by the company she keeps, then Amanda Seyfried is critically-acclaimed, funny and hot. Hmm, guess you can judge a pers...
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Thursday, January 07, 2010

We need a resolution

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Only one week into the new decade and I’m already behind. Can you turn over a new leaf when a bunch of old ones are still covering the lawn?...
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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Paging Ellen

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So, how did our little Homeskillet become a pitchwoman while no one was looking? The more I’ve seen of Ellen Page shilling for Cisco Systems...
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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Where things are hollow

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Every era can be defined, quite succinctly, by who it deifies. Prophets. Politicians. Powerbrokers. Poets. Us, well, we worship at an entire...
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Monday, January 04, 2010

Mirror, mirror

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A whole new year, a whole new decade. A change to reflect, anew. We like to put importance on certain numbers, days, milestones. The beginni...
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Friday, January 01, 2010

Vacation Vixen: Hilary Swank

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Just in case you needed any help sticking to that resolution. Happy New Year, all.
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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Mia Kirshner

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Fine, I admit it. Sometimes I miss Jenny.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Zooey Deschanel

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I always wanted a big purple crayon like Harold. Some girls have all the luck.
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Maggie Gyllenhaal

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I can’t decide if this photo is cute or hot. I’m going with cot. Don’t judge, it’s better than hute .
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Monday, December 28, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Zoe Saldana

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Awww, you’re back at work already? And Zoe was just going to invite you for a swim. Guess I’ll be forced to go in your stead. I mean, it’s t...
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Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas time is here

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Merry merry, happy happy.
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Jodie Foster

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Just in case being home for the holidays is making you live through your awkward stage again, please know that circa 1984 Jodie sympathizes....
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Grace Park & Tricia Helfer

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This picture presents one of life’s great chicken or egg conundrums: Who has the better view, Grace or Tricia?
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Ellen Page

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I can’t roll my tongue. It’s one of my great disappointments in life.
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Monday, December 21, 2009

Vacation Vixen: Rosario Dawson

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Being on vacation means I can sit here and think about Rosario’s skin all day long. In other news, being on vacation rocks. [Follow my vacat...
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