Do not let those motherfuckers fool you; sometimes you need to swear. That’s right, goddammit, I’m talking about cursing. It’s natural, necessary even. I’ve always thought that purposely exchanging perfectly good profanity with sanitized substitutes in the company of other adults is kind of, well, bullshit. Around kids? Keep it clean. At work? Probably not appropriate. But otherwise, shit yeah. Piss off, puritans. Granted, there are words I don’t use. Hurtful, hateful words. Sexist, sadistic language. No thanks. But there is something so satisfying, so supremely expressive about just saying fuck when you really mean it. And on a day like today when the full reality of being back to work (that first week after a vacation is a blur of catching up and settling back) and the long, cold, gray slog ahead before the next break becomes all too apparent, you’d better believe I mean it. In substitute, please enjoy Portia de Rossi and the rest of “Better Off Ted” really meaning it, too. Mondays, they can fucking suck it.[Clearly, language is NSFW so, headphones.]
And, just in case you didn’t watch the two-hour premiere of “Chuck” last night, here is one more reason to swear. I know. Fuck.
That, my friends, is the 1:14 mark of last night’s episode. So you won’t miss anything equally juicy, be sure to tune in tonight for a new episode as the show settles into its regular timeslot of 8 p.m. Mondays on NBC. Right about now a fuck yeah would be in order.
from which episode of 'better off ted'is that clip?! have i missed one??? (please tell me i didn't miss one!!!)
ReplyDeleteThat clip was full of awesome, but Frosty the Snow Whore was by far my favorite, and one that I will actually use at work. Probably later today, in fact.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch Chuck but I sure to enjoy when you post screen caps of Sarah Walker. I saw a lot of tweeting about a white bikini last night. Will there be a cap of that in the future? Maybe? Please?
Now THAT'S how to start a Monday. Fuckin. A.
ReplyDeleteFrosty the Snow Whore! I must include that in my vocabulary.
ReplyDelete"You perfectly tanned shit bird..." I love it! I'm writing that one down in my notebook to call my sister the next time she goes to the tanning salon.
ReplyDeleteSometimes life is sweet :)
Brilliant! I love swearing, it's very theraputic. If you like creative swearing I HIGHLY recommend seeing "In the Loop" and watcing the series it's based on, "The Thick of It". Brilliant brilliant brilliant. "He's as about as useful as a marzipan dildo!"
ReplyDeleteOh, Sarah Walker, I did miss you so...
ReplyDeleteYou are one of my favorite motherfrakkin bloggers.
ReplyDeleteSo much to memorize on a Monday morning!
ReplyDeleteLoved the bikini scene with Sarah coming out of the pool. Watched the lingerie scene 4 times. Yes, I said 4. And actually I think the hottest thing was Carina putting the knife in the sole of her heel. So hot.
ReplyDeleteFucking "A"
ReplyDeleteYou've made my fucking day!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
May I suggest for your swearing pleasure: http://www.bu.edu/today/node/10083
ReplyDeleteAnd that, my friends, is how you save a show that is on the edge of cancellation.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' cussin'.
Yes. Fuck. An excellent word for the day. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteDorothy! You don't use sexist language??! What the heck do you think "motherfucker" is? Of all the swear words I use (and trust me, I use many, regularly), that's the one I avoid because of its mysoginistic associations. Please, lose it from your otherwise delightful vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteThat was a much more jubilant fuckfest than my Monday, breaking up with my girlfriend. But it made me feel better, so thanks.
ReplyDeletePerfectly tanned shit bird.
ReplyDeleteLove it
You know what, some of the most influential and wealthy people i have had associations with in my life , live and die by the word fuck. None of our business would get done with emphasizing the word fuck to accentuate how important our million dollar deals will go. Real work cannot get done without this absolutely essential tool.
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