Merry Briemas

’Twas the night before the night before Christmas, when all through the house lots of lesbians were stirring, but not over a mouse. No, we were stirring because Brie Larson showed up on Jimmy Kimmel last week to guest host. And, uh, her outfits were good. Like, uh, really, really good. Like happy early Christmas, queer ladies.

Because she came out first in this, when practicing her guest hosting (she comes out at around the 2:40 mark).



And then did her actual guest hosting in this. Which, uh, boobs. Yeah, boobs.



So, the only proper way to interpret all of this is that Brie Larson loves us and wants us to be happy for the holidays. Now suddenly I feel like taking that long winter’s nap, a.k.a. I’ll be in my bunk.