Total wankers

So, there’s this interesting thing that has happened to Lena Headey. You know Lena Headey. Dreamboat, adorable, charming, goofy, hottie Lena Headey. People – non-lesbian people one would assume – have started to be mean to her. Yes, it’s true. Thanks to her sinister role as Queen Cersei Lannister on “Game of Thrones,” people who did not know her already don’t particularly like her. It’s called character transference. And in Lena’s case, it’s kind of hilarious. Because those who knew her before GoT cold not possibly be more in love with her. Of course, that’s a bit of character transference, too. I mean, who among us doesn’t look at Lena and see Luce coming toward them with an enormous bouquet of lilies daring them to love her? But we’ve also known her longer and seen her on other things and seen her in interviews and know that she is in no way an evil, scheming, power-hungry, brother-fucking bitch. It’s called acting, straight world. And Lena is damn good at it. Still, it’s pretty hilarious to hear Lena talk about how fans hate her now. Take a listen to her on Jimmy Kimmel and to Rolling Stone.

Oh, Lena. While the rest of the world may be cruel and unforgiving, don’t worry – you will always be embraced with open arms by the lesbians. So next you’re at a convention and all the GoT fans are being No. 9 worthy wankers to you, look past them and she the throng of fangirls squealing at the sight of you. Those are the lesbians. And we love you forever rand ever.

p.s. Hey, did you know Lena is on Twitter? Yeah. You know what to do, lesbians.