You know what’s nice to wear when sailing on a ship? Tank tops. You know what’s nice to see when talking about lesbian “ships?” Tank tops. Life has this beautiful symmetry to it sometimes. Today, in honor of some of our favorite gay lady relationships on TV (maintext, subtext & just the voices in our head varieties), how about a little friendly couple competition? Which pair wears it best? And, to get even more cutthroat, which partner in each pairing wears it best? Total lezzer tank top supremacy awaits, ladies. Choose wisely.Naya Rivera
Still No. 1 in our hearts, minds and pants.
Heather Morris
Still No. 1 in Santana’s heart, mind and pants.
Anna Silk
If you haven’t watched “Lost Girl,” I actually pity you.
Zoie Palmer
Dr. Hot Pants should always pair them with a tightly fitted tank. Always.
Sara Ramirez
Tank scrubs, think about it Seattle Grace.
Jessica Capshaw
Really, really think about it Seattle Grace.
Lily Loveless
Lily, a pint and that smirk – it’s all a growing girl needs to survive.
Kat Prescott
Though, of course, a daily supplement of Kat couldn’t hurt either.
Lea Michele
Now this is entirely different kind of “bait girl” look. I approve.
Dianna Agron
Wearing a tank top is basically the same thing as wearing a “Likes Girls” T-shirt, no?
Angie Harmon
This season on “Rizzoli & Isles,” in addition to wanting more eye sex we should all demand more tank tops.
Sasha Alexander
Isles being a Rizzoli is both confusing and hot. So. Fucking. Hot.
Still No. 1 in our hearts, minds and pants.Heather Morris
Still No. 1 in Santana’s heart, mind and pants.Anna Silk
If you haven’t watched “Lost Girl,” I actually pity you.Zoie Palmer
Dr. Hot Pants should always pair them with a tightly fitted tank. Always.Sara Ramirez
Tank scrubs, think about it Seattle Grace.Jessica Capshaw
Really, really think about it Seattle Grace.Lily Loveless
Lily, a pint and that smirk – it’s all a growing girl needs to survive.Kat Prescott
Though, of course, a daily supplement of Kat couldn’t hurt either.Lea Michele
Now this is entirely different kind of “bait girl” look. I approve.Dianna Agron
Wearing a tank top is basically the same thing as wearing a “Likes Girls” T-shirt, no?Angie Harmon
This season on “Rizzoli & Isles,” in addition to wanting more eye sex we should all demand more tank tops.Sasha Alexander
Isles being a Rizzoli is both confusing and hot. So. Fucking. Hot.Man, life is just one tough decision after another.
My vote is Heather Morris. Dancers have the best bods and look great in everything. (And believe me, they'll try wearing some wacky @$$ shit too.)
ReplyDeleteI'd say between Naya and Heather, Naya wins the tank top battle - but Heather definitely beats everyone at arm porn!
ReplyDeleteI think in that selection of pics, Sacha out dyked Angie for the win! I love it when feminine has a queer edge like that!
ReplyDeleteSo happy you included Sasha Alexander & Angie Harmon in your line up. I hope we will see more
ReplyDeleteof them in tank tops during season 2 of my favorite summer indulgence: RIZZOLI & ISLES!
Naya to the power!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteNaya Naya Naya :)) all the way Naya :)) such a crush i have on her...insane !!!
ReplyDeleteBUT Rizzoli and Isles are hot no second opinion...question of time they make out :)))
My votes go for Rizzoli and Isles -- very hot ladies! But Sasha Alexander really pulls it all together. I'm sending mental vibes to the showrunners to include more tanks this season....
ReplyDeleteThis might be my favorite Tank Top Tuesday of all time (and I'm a pretty big fan of 'em). I'd have to say though, the Anna Silk and Dr. Hot Pants are where it's at for me :)
ReplyDeleteHow about some lovely athletic ladies to celebrate the world cup next week??
God, I miss Dr. Hotpants.
ReplyDeleteI can't pick just one. Excellent post. I shall read it again.
ReplyDeleteAgron all the way, baby!
ReplyDeleteYou know my vote - Naya, Naya, Naya, a thousand times that beautiful woman.
ReplyDeleteHeather definitely. She is so gorgeous and her body is amazing.
ReplyDeleteHeather. She looks good in anything and everything. It is a gift.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, do I have to choose? Ms. Snarker, are you trying to kill me?
ReplyDelete1st place- Team Brittana
ReplyDelete2nd place- Team Rizzles
3rd place - Team Faberry
and the winner, the Duchess of Tank Top Hotness, is . . . Heather Morris!
My vote would be for Dianna Agron, with Sasha Alexander a VERY close second.
ReplyDeleteGreat selection of pics!
Naya. It should be a crime to be that gorgeous. Close second goes to Dianna Agron. I've developed such a crush on that girl, it's not even funny.
ReplyDeleteJessica Capshaw looks yummy. Seriously Grey's we need tank scrub tops. Someone needs to get right on that :)
ReplyDeleteNaya all the way. Especially in that pose she's in.
ReplyDeleteBest. Post. Ever. Brittana? Check! Faberry? Check. Rizzles? Check. Calzona? Check. Hot pictures of all women involved? FREAKING CHECK! God bless you Snarker. :)
ReplyDeleteOh dear God...this is the best Tank Top Tuesday post EVER.
ReplyDeleteNaya. Definitely Naya. Hot DAMN.
ReplyDeleteLily Loveless. Absolutely. The pint is a bonus :)
ReplyDeleteAlthough I have to say Jessica Capshaw is really distracting..
My vote would have to be Sasha Alexander... because, yes, a Rizzolified Dr. Isles would be the hottest thing pretty much ever...
ReplyDeleteYou cannot get any hotter than Sasha Alexander lookin' like she could kick Rizzoli's ass...
ReplyDeleteNaya Rivera except for the boots yuk. Sasha Alexander is quite butch looking so she wins. The others I don't follow.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of tank tops, Evan Rachel Wood, now 200% dykier
ReplyDeleteTeam Faberry, I must say.
ReplyDelete*thud*
ReplyDeleteAfter watching the skins finale last night with the girlfriend I am all about Lily Loveless, Katherine Prescott and tall cold one. Heather and Naya though, are a veryveryvery close second.
ReplyDeletefaberry, naomily, rizzles and brittana oh my!
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