Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Tank Top Tuesday: Oscar Edition

Say hello to the only time of the year that a tiny bald man gets me hot and bothered. Yes, it’s Oscar time. This morning the nominations were released and many deserving films (and a few undeserving ones) were honored as the year’s best. An unprecedented 10 movies are up for Best Picture. Though, we all know it’s a horse race between the giant blue Smurfs of “Avatar” and the explosive soldiers of “The Hurt Locker.” But enough about that, how about those ladies? All of the actresses have proven their talent through their marvelous performance this year. And, just as important, they all look fantastic in a tank top (or darn close to tank tops). What? Just because the Academy Awards are prestigious doesn’t mean I can’t be shallow. Happy Tuesday, you magnificent Oscar nominees, you.

BEST ACTRESS

Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”Carey Muligan, “An Education”
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Gaborey Sibide, “Precious”Meryl Streep, “Julie & Julia”
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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Penelope Cruz, “Nine”Vera Farmiga , “Up in the Air”
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Maggie Gyllenhaal, “Crazy Heart”Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”Mo’Nique, “Precious”And, lest we forget, Best DirectorKathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”

Kick those boys’ asses, Kathryn.

11 comments:

  1. ;) babs7:34 AM

    keeping my fingers crossed for kathryn bigelow!

    I'm disapointed that BRIGHT STAR is only nominated for best costumes!


    thank you, ms. snarker, for posting meryl's cleavage...
    I missed it in IT's COMPLICATED.

    ;) babs

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  2. Honestly, what is the point? We have like 4 different god damn awards ceremonies for actors and actresses, and the same people win all four of them. Seems pointless.

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  3. I'm pretty sure that first picture of Sandra made my heart stop.

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  4. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Kick those boys’ asses, Kathryn.

    Woot!

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  5. Bullock, Streep, Cruz... be still my heart.

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  6. Anonymous10:03 PM

    sandra bullock.

    *sigh*

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  7. Anonymous6:11 AM

    River Wild cleavage! I hope KBig kicks her ex's ass.

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  8. Anonymous6:13 AM

    (That was me above. Can't remember how to log in! Happy Tank Tops all! Cgrrl)

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  9. Anonymous6:14 AM

    That's a lovely photo of Mo'Nique.

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  10. Ugh! Nine was regular enough, but Penélope was the worst of it! She did the same crazy, hysterical lover role she tends to do most of the time!

    I hate the Oscars. --' I can't not follow them, though. :P

    Also, I'm gonna be royally pissed if Avatar wins Best Picture. WTF.

    MJNuts

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  11. Anonymous5:30 AM

    bulloch is all botox & surgery

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