Thursday, October 22, 2009

Gender Fuck Thursday

Women in suits make me want to be bad. Really, really bad. Like sweaty, steamy, sticky bad. Like someone is going to lose a button, probably several, bad. Like, don’t worry, I’ll pay for the dry cleaning bad. You know, bad. Interestingly, Jane Lynch makes me feel exactly the same way, suit or no suit. Of course, the suit doesn’t hurt. Now, please excuse me. I have things to do – very bad things.

[Hat tip, @betternovembers for the Jane Lynch deliciousness]

BeyoncéDrew BarrymoreAmanda PalmerM.I.A.Maggie GyllenhaalKeira KnightleyCharlize TheronMichelle PfeifferFrankly my dear, I do give a damn. A hot damn.

21 comments:

  1. Amanda Palmer! Amanda Palmer! Amanda Palmer!

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  2. Charlize was hot!

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  3. Here here, Ms. Snarker -- I fully approve of this post! And OH, Maggie Gyllenhaal.... she can rock, well, EVERYTHING.

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  4. Good Freaking God, Keira Knightly, you almost make me forget you need to eat a cheeseburger or two.

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  5. tlsintx5:54 AM

    i second Charlize.
    oh and Michelle...

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  6. brightClik56:13 AM

    Wow Amanda Palmer. And I do love Jane Lynch.

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  7. Michelle! - where did that picture come from?

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  8. Yes...where did that photo of Michelle come from? I am the one who would love to throw on a suit and mustache and....well, I will stop it there because my mouth is dirtier than my mind. Although I rather think of them as perfectly suited (pun not really intended but funny to me.)
    She just threw me off in that suit as she has been the object of my affections in my dreams more than once. In those dreams I am dressed much as she is there.

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  9. Anonymous8:10 AM

    love the ladies and the suits they are wearing
    Love that picture of michelle. I had that up in my college dorm room and always LOVED it. This was a few years before I came out so there you go!

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  10. Cheers for the hat-tip :)

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  11. Michelle! rocks it all

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  12. Charlize...*melt* I just KNOW somewhere there has to be a pic of Kate Winslet in a suit..*going on a hunt right now!*

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  13. Frankly, I give a damn how much Michelle Pfeiffer looks like Clark Gable.

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  14. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Michelle's photo made me do a verrryy nice double-take!. But you wanna see gender fuck? Cecilia Bartoli (mezzo-soprano) has a new album highlighting works written for castrati (boy singers castrated before puberty to keep their voices high) and the photos are nothing short of amazing!! See www.ceciliabartolionline.com/cms/photos/sacrificium.html and www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B002GYGSXG/ref=dp_otherviews_5?ie=UTF8&s=music&img=5

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  15. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Thanks! I needed this post today.

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  16. This is completely unrelated to the post, but I feel the need to share my excitement - The new ABC series Flash Forward has a main character (one of the cops) who is gay! AND she just went on a date with another chick and they made out and it was wonderful! :) :)

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  17. Have you seen this one of Scarlett Johansson?

    http://www.last.fm/music/Scarlett+Johansson/+images/7445433

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  18. You just posted. 3 of my favourite things in life. Amanda Palmer. Jane Lynch (in a zoot suit) and Drew Barrymore.

    Heaven. Heaven. Heaven.

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  19. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Anonymous, thanks for the one about Cecilia Bartoli.

    I should mention Frederica von Stade as Cherubino.
    :-)

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  20. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Oh how I have missed Gender Fuck Thursdays! Delicious. ;)

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  21. rachael8:16 AM

    Sorry for such a late post but everytime this blog comes up i get very side tracked if you know what i mean ( my hand is my true love ). Dont know what it is about a women in a suit or tuxedo that is so hot and makes me hor-y. I love charlize the most and i think its cause of the suspenders. Any woman that wears suspenders is so freaking hot
    and thats why i wear them and have so many pairs. Im not one sided with charlize, every woman is so lickable - i mean eatable - sorry i ment loveable. I better go cause the black pinstripe pant suit with the silk suspenders and purple tie on my white shirt that im wearing are getting wet and so are other things. well back to pictures then a shower. xx

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