Monday, August 11, 2008

Naked Lady Monday

The other day while scanning my site stats (I am huge in Luxembourg, HUGE) I checked to see the latest, hilarious search terms people were Googling to land here (“Hillary Clinton femslash” is my all-time personal favorite). That day I found someone who happened upon the site while searching “classy nude lady.” So today, as a public service, let me unequivocally say: “Internets, I've got your classy nude ladies right here!” Ahem. Also, to the person who arrived by asking “how do I know if my yogurt is bad,” my advice would be to smell it. Please, world, no need to thank me. I'm just happy to help.

Mariska HargitayAnnie LennoxMary-Louise ParkerSandra OhChloe SevignyElizabeth PerkinsNaomi WattsGina GershonGabrielle Union

27 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:50 AM

    I think you might have out done yourself this time. Far too much naked hotness. What are you gonna do next Monday? Make an actual naked lady step out of each and everyone of our computer screens? Tastefully, of course. (Up until about a minute ago I thought these posts were called "Tasteful Naked Lady Monday" Don't know why my brain added the extra word.)

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  2. Ms. Snarker, have always been tasty and have the best manners I have seen on the naked lady planet.

    Where can I send a naked fruit basket to thank you for not being on vacation in the middle of August?
    Mariska raaawwwrrr

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  3. Anonymous5:03 AM

    Hands down, ladies, hands down. Especially you, Elizabeth Perkins.

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  4. Anonymous6:59 AM

    my head just exploded. I think I need to stop reading this at work. Seriously, I'm dizzy...gotta go lay down.

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  5. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Doesn't yogurt ALWAYS smell bad?
    Gina? Pantpantpant.......

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  7. Southport, CT checkin' in.

    That 1st pic sent me all a "buzz".

    Thanks. :P

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  8. Oh... Whoa.

    Thank you, Ms. Snarker.

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  9. Anonymous9:37 AM

    THANK YOU for including Annie Lennox!! It was just plain wrong that she's never been mentioned here before! ;) And such a lovely shot, too...

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  10. Anonymous9:45 AM

    I have an unhealthy obsession with Mariska Hargitay. Thank you for helping it along. Also, the picture of Gabrielle Union is beautiful.

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  11. Dear Mary-Louise Parker,

    I love you.

    Sincerely,

    Penny Cillin.

    I know she'll read this. I know she'll read this. I know she'll read this....

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  12. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Nope.

    Sorry.

    Mariska and Mary-Louise were *not* nekked enuff.

    Please try again.

    Thank you.

    :)

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  13. Anonymous1:53 PM

    a kiss to naomi but sorry for the others.....

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  14. So there I was, sipping my coffee, doing my "First thing Monday Morning" routine, and the headline almost made me fall over! If my co got wind, I'd be fired! Luckily, I closed it before the pics came up - though they were fairly tame (not like those Helen Mirren ones *sigh*). Lovely jolt on Monday - thanks!

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  15. naked monday just became my favorite day of the week!!

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  16. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Mmm monday is becoming my favorite day
    Thank you Ms.snarker

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  17. You brave, brave woman. I have a friend who once researched ways that google brought people to her site, and discovered that 'anime tentacle porn' was in the top 3. I don't think that she's ever recovered. I should call her...

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  18. Anonymous9:56 PM

    (-_-);;;

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  19. Anonymous10:57 PM

    OH sandra oh! :O <3

    Dani

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  20. Anonymous1:44 PM

    thank you, thank you, thank you for the Chloe Sevigny picture. it actually made me blush, and that is a very good thing.

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  21. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Hello From Luxembourg !!! First thing I do when turning on my iMac after a long day at the office is to check out your newest post. I am never ever dissapointed. Keep going Miss Snarker.

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  22. Anonymous8:07 AM

    I love Sandra Oh. I heard her give a talk recently in Vancouver: classy, funny, witty, articulate and smart.

    I am a little disconcerted by that pic of her. What's with the yellow tint? Didn't like it.

    But would love to see another nude of her that isn't a strange attempt at being arty/racist?

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  23. I just found your blog today, and then I found this post (cause with a name like Naked Lady Monday, who could resist?). And I now, officially, love you. No, really. That's the best before-work image I've ever stumbled across.

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  24. Anonymous10:11 PM

    I stumbled on your blog today, and wow..naked lady Monday is awesome! Annie, Mariska and Chloe..oh my

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  25. Anonymous4:11 PM

    I recognize most of the shots' origin (at least those I'm interested in :-)), but can somebody please help me with the pic of Mariska?

    I think Ellen might have referred to it in her show yesterday. She talked about a mag that has her new covergirl ad and on the cover is Mariska (now, if I only could recall which mag it is! I'm not in the US and can't check the stands).

    Ellen then said that she loves Mariska and has a room in her house decorated with posters and tear-outs from mags ... looked up into the audience, started to grin and then added: "Yes, THAT one, too."

    Thx a bunch in advance!

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  26. My head just exploded. . . .

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