Pre-L: Let’s Get This Party Started

L504: “Let’s Get This Party Started”
So, a couple weeks ago the pre-cap theme was “I Want Your Sex.” Tonight, we’re reaching into the way-back machine again for another 80s gem. Oh yeah, “Physical,” baby. I can see the Day-Glo spandex already. Olivia Newton-John, do your thing.

1) Hello, casting couch.2) Resistance is futile.3) Let me hear your body talk, your body talk…4) Lord, we get it, stop plugging OurChart already.5) Someone has an iPhone. Jealous!6) Beware men in funny hats.7) God, Dean Porter is hot.8) For once, I agree with Jenny. The term “not fuckable” is wrong.9) Not the real Chart! Noooooooo!10) Shane has those wake up naked dreams too, but reversed.11) Open dictionary. Look up cute. Find this.12) Just a little something for you nutty Shenny fans out there.13) You see this cat Kit is a bad motherf---(shut your mouth!)14) Meet Dawn and Cindi, power lesbians from hell Miami.15) Heart doctor in da house.16) Yes, Alice, everyone here is closeted. It’s so 1992.17) “I’m so much better than, like, stupid Natalie Portman!”18) “But did you see her in that SNL Digital Short? Classic.”19) Is Adele starting to freak anyone else out?20) Resistance is……over.21) Careful Max, lessons learned on the dance floor last a lifetime.22) Tibetters……this……one……is……for……you.
New Guestbian Count: 3
[Kate French as Niki Stevens, Elizabeth Keener as Dawn Denbo, Alicia Leigh Willis as Cindi]
Best Line: “Jesus Christ, it’s like South Beach threw up.” -- Shane upon entering SheBar
Cutest Line: “What’s the point of going to a secret love party without my secret love?” -- Alice to Tasha
Worst. Dialogue. Ever.: “Vipers don’t love, Karina, they poison. I mean, I still feel your venom coursing through my veins.” -- Niki reading from Lez Girls