Look, I could make a Letterman-style “Uma, Charlize. Charlize, Uma.”-joke here. But that would age us all, and also I’d rather say, holyfuckingshitballs, The Bride fights Furiosa! If you thought I was hyped about “The Old Guard 2” before, goodness I plan to be insufferable until July. I even forgive them for giving Andy that wolf cut. Because the showdown of Charlize Theron v. Uma Thurman is so irresistible. So magnetic. So righteously kickass that I’m not even gonna be mad if they don’t kiss. (But, of course, all things being equal I would rather they did. Ahem.) Also, I think Andy might have her hands full with the return of Quynh. Something tells me her ex might be harboring a grudge, what with being trapped at the bottom of the sea for centuries and all. You know, typical lesbian drama.
Yikes! holy-f*cking-sh*tballs indeed At a time when evil 'toons have commandeered the country's government this does make good watching...but it WOULD be soooooo much better if Charlize and Uma had a lot of lesbian love scenes with each other (to make up for centuries of involuntary abstinence? ) ;D
ReplyDeleteTwo legends fighting each other. The only way this would be better is if they kissed
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo! YES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh this was worth waiting for!!
ReplyDelete