Music Monday: Lipstick Lover Edition

So you won’t be able to watch the new Janelle Monae video here. It’s too spicy for the embed to work. So instead I’ll give you a few minutes to click the watch on Youtube link below, watch the video, drool uncontrollably, and come right back.…. Right, so you good? Oops, still got a little drool left there in the corner. And your jaw, have you regained control of it or is it still on the floor? Still on the floor. Well, understandable.

If you haven’t watched Janelle’s “Lipstick Lover” yet, OMG, what are you doing? If you haven’t watched it several times in a row I admire your willpower and self-denial. Wait, scratch that. Don’t deny yourself the joy and absolute PLEASURE of watching Janelle, well, pleasure themselves in all manner of ways.

I consider this video the official start of Hot Them Summer. The nonbinary superstar brings us the first single from their new album “The Age of Pleasure,” which will be their first new record in five years. And, based on this video, we’re in for what can only accurately be described as a good time. A very very, sexy sexy, hot hot, indistinguishable gurgling sounds indistinguishable gurgling sounds good time. How good you ask?

Let us count the ways:

Well, so many hands good.

Legs for days good.

Booty as a bookstand good.

Booty as a chinrest good.

Booty, in general, good.

Boobs, in particular, good.

And good old-fashioned rain of vibrators good.

Like I was saying. Hope this gets your week off to a good start. Or at least gets something off. Ahem. Happy Monday, kittens.

p.s. Someone should track down Lover Cindi to get her shot-by-shot reaction to the video. I mean, it only seems right, after all, as one of the O.G. Lipstick Lovers.