You Can Bette On It

How late is too late to fire up the Lesbian Bat Signal? Yeah, I know I’m behind. To put it in the predominant sports vernacular of our times, I was deep in my Covid protocols when this Very Important Lesbian News broke. But, truly, all the lesbians would have revolted had they left things on that cliffhanger. Instead, for now, we can put the rainbow-colored pitchforks and torches away. Because “The L Word: Generation Q” is returning for a third season so Bette can finally invite Tina inside…or not.

So, wish manifestation time — what do we want to see happen in Season 3? Is TiBette endgame? Will Dani realize you can’t ignore subpoenas (unless you’re an ex-Trump official)? Is Alice really gonna end up with that dude? Also, please, can we maybe not piss in hallways this season?