You guys, YOU GUYS. We need to talk about Officer Way Haught’s new uniform. Her totally Haught/hot new uniform. Her full bonkers/bananapants new uniform.
Oh, Emily Andras, you’ve done it again. You’ve given lesbians, bi girls and general lovers of beautiful ladies everywhere another gift from the queer lady heavens. This uniform, THIS UNIFORM. Like, are there a lot of underwater crimes in Purgatory? Because, dude, that thing is a wet suit if I’ve ever seen one.
Old Uniform:
New Uniform:
Whatever the reason, I applaud the Purgatory Sheriff Department for its ridiculously form-hugging sartorial choices. I also applaud the ditching of the khakis. Let’s face it, no one looks their best in khakis. I mean, Officer Haught did her best and sure filled them out as nicely as possible. But, yeah, bless this wet suit/sheriff’s uniform.
Alex Danvers called. She said...
ReplyDelete"Officer Haught, you're doing it completely right. Girls love that shit. Carry on."
God help me if she adds another cowboy hat! Damn, she's hot in both uniforms!
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm all for the new uniform but I'm not going to lie I did laugh out loud when I saw how ridiculously sexy her new "professional" police attire was:)
ReplyDeleteOh yes, much better without the khakis
ReplyDeleteThis may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that part of what made the old uniform hot was the authenticity of it. There's something kind of hot about the authority of a female cop, and the edge of butchness didn't hurt either. Her new ubiform, while more flattering, is a little bit "Halloween sexy-cop," which ruins the authenticity of it, and thus the illusion of cop authority. I know, we're never satisfied, and this is why we can't have nice things...
ReplyDeleteAnnie, it wasn't until you said that that I realized that's what was bugging me about the new outfit, good call.
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