Lesbian Living: The Magazine

Sometimes I have to go in to work on a Sunday and my mind wanders. Like, a lot. Like, what if there was a Lesbian Living magazine? It would be like Southern Living magazine, but with more tips on how to fix your own plumbing. And comparisons of the softest flannels instead of hottest lipsticks. Yeah, like I said, my mind wanders. So I thought I would ask you kittens on Twitter to wander with me. And dammit if I don’t want to read every single one of your article pitches. Come on, ladies. Get writing. This magazine won't publish itself.

@dorothysnarker The best softball glove for your money.

— Leann (@Lann88) August 12, 2013

@dorothysnarker "How Many Cats is Too Many?" #lesbianliving

— Virgotex (@Virgotex) August 12, 2013

@dorothysnarker "she wants me to move in but I think we should wait until our third date: How to know when to rent the U-haul"

— Kate Terry (@reckingfolkie) August 12, 2013

@dorothysnarker "Honda or Subaru - which SUV is for you?" "Tents that won't make you look fat" "

— Grumpy (@GrumpyYetAmusin)August 12, 2013

@dorothysnarker Illustrated instructions on couples sleeping with multiple cats in the bed#LesbianLiving

— Holly (@EdgeOfHolzzoli)August 12, 2013

@dorothysnarker "Ten Tennis Shoes You Can Wear to the Office".

— Sofi (@SoftJay)August 12, 2013

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